Brazins 

noun: pronounced - Bray-Zinz - origin, Facebook ( XD )

Dried Brains.. for consumption by the "Life-Impaired"

back in the day, Zombies used to eat raisins... then their cravings got out of control, and since Brains look remotely like Raisins.. well, you get the point...

so now every morning when little Johnny Zombie goes out for his morning oatmeal... he's really just gathering the Brazins for his breakfast.. thats all.. sometimes they like to snack on them between meals too though..

When little Johnny Zombie goes out for his morning oatmeal... he's really just gathering brazins for his breakfast.. thats all..

Brazins by GN0M3 January 23, 2011

brainsplain 

A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.

I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!

brainsplain by Bogrimm March 11, 2018

Ivan Braginsky 

The human name of the personification of Russia in Axis Powers: Hetalia. Another popular spelling is 'Ivan Braginski", But this is incorrect because the suffix '-ski' is of Polish descent, unlike '-sky', which is of Russian descent.

Russia Fangirl: Bozhe moy! It annoys me when people spell Ivan Braginsky's name wrong!
Other Russia Fangirl: Me too!

Ivan Braginsky by A RusCan Fangirl December 1, 2013

fucked her brains out 

When a man fucks a woman so good she orgasms multiple times, trembles/shakes uncontrollably, is unable to speak properly and needs to sleep afterwords to recover.

Ted: Fucked me girlfriend last night good and proper, she couldn't speak properly afterwords.

Bob: Thats because you fucked her brains out man.

Ted: Fucking right i did!

fucked her brains out by Retro-Cat August 20, 2016

brains and brawn 

A term meant to describe the unusual and rare type of person capable of obtaining both considerable intellectual prowess and desirable physical attraction.

Mother of Woman: Well he sure seems like a keeper Betty, what does he do for a living?

Woman: He is head of the country's foremost research organization on time travel and accelerated particles in neurology. (Satisfied look on face)

Other Woman: Hubba hubba , Brains and Brawn. (Raised eyebrow)

Mother of Woman and Woman in synchrony: You keep your cookies to yourself for once Margaret!

brains and brawn by Richard Groot October 23, 2018

beat the brains out of the little soldier 

To jerk-off purely out of sheer sexual frustration or desperation.

"Man, that ho at the club was grinding on me for like two hours, then she left with my friggin' roommate! I gotta' go beat the brains out of the little soldier!!!"

beat the brains out of the little soldier by richard vendor October 22, 2012

shit-for-brains 

An idiot; one who seems to have shit instead of brains, thus severely limiting their thought capacity.

Hey shit-for-brains, you fucked up again didn't you?

shit-for-brains by progamer124 January 18, 2003