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Brauckmann 

A word to engender the fail of tripping over ones own words.
Person 1: So I went to the pool and went to the pool and.... shit...

Person 2: Dude, slow down, think, and don't pull a Brauckmann
Brauckmann by Morbas July 10, 2010
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Brackman middle school

a ghetto middle school in barnegat New Jersey, rumors say that a seventh grader got raped in the bathroom of the second floor in the 7th grade hallway. their are more fights a month than i can count on my fingers. teachers verbally abuse students there, the nurse gives you a cracker if you cut your finger, if you have a headache she gives you pills! but not gonna lie (i used to go their) there are some sexy people that go there. there are fights almost as bad Michael jackson. but if you wanna go to school and like to fight i recommend brackman middle school.
Friend 1: what school do you go to?
Friend2: oh i go to a ghetto school, brackman middle school!

Don Braumann food 

A diet consisting of mostly protien and starches. Meals are usually accompanied by paper plates, plastic cups and utinsils, and sauces of various origins. Most all of these items can be found at Stew Leonards or Kostcos. All items are bought in mass bulk to be distributed to the surrounding Braumann brood.
Steak, potatos, mushrooms, onions, green beans, brisket, tyson chicken wings, newmans own balsamic vinegar, canned chunky soup, ramen, ketchup, salad kits, solo cups. Don Braumann food
Don Braumann food by tedstriker June 22, 2013

Brackman middle school

Brackman middle school is the worst middle school out there. The school lunch is legit play-do and plastic. The school is ghetto and has aids. And this one gym teacher who is a girl (brackman kids know who) always writes people up for no reason and always is in a bad mood yelling at people. Brackman always has fights and the kids there are either weird and creepy as hell (most of them) or funny and chill. But the funny and chill ones always beat people up. The teachers give out lunch detentions every 2 seconds and watch your every move. I go there and i hate everyone. Especially the teachers. I can’t blink without a teacher asking me what I’m doing.
Brackman middle school is the worst school to exist

blackmannan 

a dump of a place. its really called clackmannan but its so dirty and full of poor people we call it blackmannan. sorry to the few good people who live there. nothing to do with being racist its beacause of the scum that live in the place
look at that wee scummy bastard. aye,he must be fae blackmannan.
blackmannan by thebudsterboy January 22, 2008

brackmann 

A Brackmann is a strong wise and beautiful person with strong determination. They will hustle everyday of their life to achieve their goals. They love hard and work even harder. They are loyal to a fault but once you cross a Brackmann they will never give you a second chance... in fact... karma will hit you so hard you will wonder what u did to deserve the wrath of God. Why? Because even the universe knows how special a Brackmann is.
Yeah... I know a Brackmann... she works her ass off and she's always been good to me. She's my best friend.
brackmann by K. Noelle December 24, 2016

Blackmanning 

The act of hitting someone with several lamps. (Usually happens under alcohol influence.)
"I hate it when Timothy gets drunk. He starts blackmanning all of us, dude."

"All blackmanners are fucking assholes."

"Shit, he blackmanned you good."
Blackmanning by AlfredfromStateFarm February 13, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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