Brattled 

The unsettling feeling, at a stoplight, that the bus load of kids that just pulled up beside you is making fun of you

Timothy felt quite brattled after the bus load of children pulled up beside his pimped out Prius.

Brattled by Average Jewish Guy September 30, 2019

battledash 

Battledash is an epic Minecraft gamer and pro fortnite haxor. He is notorious for altering the audio files in pleasant park causing the whole game to go into unscheduled downtime. He also got hacked by MagmaReef once. That was pretty cool. He has a YouTube channel go subscribe or he will hack you. They call him motha fudgin Jensen Snowwwwwwww

Landon: Yo Battledash can you come up with a vid idea so I can get views?
Battledash: Yea sure here you go. And here is some clickbait titles, now go make Luke edit this in your basement for 8 hours.

battledash by burhbillg September 3, 2019

battledykes 

A small town in north-east Scotland where every weekend lesbians come from all over Europe to battle to the death. to the victor, a cold salmon roll. Combattants often wear armour such as chainmail, riding helmet or chastity belt, the latter used to stop other lesbians getting a grip of the vag and using it as a handle to claw.

These fights are usually refereed by Bogindollo the great wizardous molestor of the north who uses his ratty sneer and supply of puppies in his car to entice lads to him.
Rumour has it that the area of Battledykes was founder by Bogindollo's father Splinter and his mother April from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Bertha and matilda used to be lovers but after an argument about over aggressive bean flicking they decided to settle their differences in Battledykes. Matilda won the deathmatch when she used her patented toe-in-the-hole method and followed it by suffocating Bertha by sitting her varse down on her face.

battledykes by frankthetank24 August 24, 2011

Brattleboro 

A beautiful little town located in Southern Vermont and consisting mainly of hippys, homosexuals, gangsters, rednecks, and too many young preppy girls.

Hippy: "I've lived in Brattleboro all of my 62 acid-tripping years!"

Homosexual: "Well I'm going to Brattleboro because I saw them on the news and my free-spirited self wants to go somewhere where I can express myself freely."

Redneck: "FAG!"

Gangster: "Shut up Carhartt-wearing asshole. And the fag too."

Young preppy girls: "Bad words!!!!"

Brattleboro by emmy752 February 24, 2009

Brattleboro 

A small rapidly dying town in Southern VT with zero industry and a propensity to continually shoot itself in the foot economically. Brattleboro is essentially run by the 7 slumlords (I won't mention any names but one of the main culprit's name rhymes with "baleen"). Brattleboro is a great place to live if you're junkie (free health care) or a one-per-center but a shit-hole for everyone else. It will never change.

Chamber of commerce slogan: "Come to Brattleboro - Eat terrible food, get your car broken into and leave!"

Brattleboro by Dr. Reuben August 22, 2022

Borattled 

A state of extreme unhappiness expressed in a violent manner. Fuming, beyond rattled.

The hockey player was high-sticked in the face and became borattled at his opponent. He blew a fuse and went insane, attacking his opponent with his own stick.

After failing a math test:

Rachel- "Billy, are you rattled?"
Billy- "No, I'm borattled!"

Borattled by BillyBobBodangles November 7, 2010

Neopets Battledome Chat

A board packed with 11-14 year olds who consider themselves '1337' and everyone else a 'n00b'. If you post asking for some aid on this board, and you're not well-known.. forget it.
Egos are king on this chat board, though some (very few) people are kind and will help you out.

"I pwned j00 because j00 are a n00b"
"I am 1337"

Neopets Battledome Chat by P December 21, 2004