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Brittenee 

A girl who is positive, strong, confident, unique, adventurous, caring, funny, loyal and truly beautiful on the inside and out. They will never let you down and will always be there for you to talk for hours on end. Such a teaser but a very loving person. Someone that anyone would be honoured to call their best friend or girlfriend or even both.
That Brittenee is such an incredible person... pretty dam fine too!
Brittenee by shnookums23 June 19, 2011

bratting 

Being a brat. Involves childish teasing, pranks, and other naughtiness from spanko bottoms, with the intent of provoking a top.
She kept bratting all evening until she finally got a good spanking.
bratting by euphemizer September 20, 2014

Creed Bratton

A character in The Office who you often question what he does outside of the office, but we love him anyway
Creed: If that's flashing then lock me up

Creed: Just pretend we're talking until the cops leave

Creed: Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name, Creed Bratton
Creed Bratton by Evangeline328 November 28, 2018

Battenburg 

A bizarre sexual practice found only in retirement homes. As nursing staff are generally unwilling to assist, participants must make imaginative use of the equipment in the disabled toilet.

TV researchers have dedicated a disproportionate amount of time to this activity, mysteriously without ever airing any of the results.
"Are you ready for a bit of Battenburg, Thora?"

"You're a filthy fucker Alan!"

"Yes I am, but that wasn't a 'no', was it..."
Battenburg by Dr Filthperv October 4, 2012

batten down the hatches 

Nautical: secure a boat's hatch-tarpaulins, esp. when rough weather is expected.

Figurative: prepare for a difficult time or crisis, trouble is coming.
Oh ohh, batten down the hatches, here comes the tax collector.
batten down the hatches by uvu November 19, 2007

beer bratting 

When you use beer as a marinating sauce for bratwurst. The food product can then be called beer meat. Beer bratting is a mancraft.
"These brats here, you beer bratting them, fuck?"
"Mang, I nated these suckas with Miller High Life then fucked two chicks and now I'm dead."
"You is suitable for non-gay gay marriage because that's fucking TIGHT shit."
"Whatev."
beer bratting by Desmond White December 1, 2009