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Brasshat 

A term for brass players that people use to call them asshats.
Hey, Mr. Conductor? How does I trumpet?

Shut up, brasshat.
Brasshat by cptmcmuffin November 9, 2012
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Brassmates 

Brassmates, aka band class mates is the only proper definition to describe the middle school class of 84 because literally eighty nine percent of us are in the band.

- Also we can all speak French and we're the only French class so we speak French solely to confuse the English kids.
" Evil laughter erupts throughout the room "
" walks into band room " " WHAT IS UP BRASSMATES WOO!"
" Me and a couple of my brassmates are going to the mall this weekend, but you can't come because you have never smelled the unforgiving scent of rusty brass tubes and saliva filled spit valves "
Brassmates by FIDDLESTICKS_IS_A_CURSE September 20, 2018
Tyrone Blackstock: look at dat freak over there, what da flip is he wearing!

Leeroy Blackstock: yeah! he is such a brasscat! i bet he's brass at tennis!
brasscat by eioghwg` January 14, 2010
A basshat is a word that describes someone who is a dork, nerd, geek, egghead, anything that would describe a stereotypical LOSER
It’s football, not sportsball, you basshat!
Basshat by darksouls2lover June 18, 2025
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