Brantum 

The Most 1337 person to ever live and will always be the most 1337 person ever born/created.

My name is Brantum, I'm going to haxor your Gibson, and then piss in your moms mouth and shit on her chest...kthanks!

Brantum by Brantum February 23, 2004

bantumi 

The name for which a person goes from being an acer to that of the "gelt"

Dave wished he hadn't become bantumi by Colin's flush-high

bantumi by David Edds January 16, 2004

Branum

Most likely a homosexual. Known for having a small penis.

Whoa-dayz you acting like a branum right now

Branum by Bubb Rubb October 17, 2003

branthums

huge tits that beg to be fondeled. boobs so big you wanna talk to them.

my God look at that set of branthums on her! those are amazing!

branthums by jpeez20 February 15, 2009

mau brantam 

an azn's way of proving he very big,
means "too rumble"

BobbyU: "Mau brantam irl gameclucks?"
Averaya E: "yse"
BobbyU: "I very azn"

mau brantam by SAPPHIRE November 11, 2004

bantum 

a loud deep growl of a cars intake sucking.

when a honda civic hits vtec

DANG THATS A LOUD BANTUM

bantum by svteezy August 30, 2006

BrantMan 

An alter ego for one Brant A. (ommited). Shares a lot in common with Batman, a DC comics super hero.

I am the one who lurks in the night...
I am the one who saves the innocent and destroys the evil...
I...
Am...
BrantMan!!!

BrantMan by MontyPythonMan July 17, 2004