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The Most 1337 person to ever live and will always be the most 1337 person ever born/created.
My name is Brantum, I'm going to haxor your Gibson, and then piss in your moms mouth and shit on her chest...kthanks!
Brantum by Brantum February 23, 2004
Words you can keep
The name for which a person goes from being an acer to that of the "gelt"
Dave wished he hadn't become bantumi by Colin's flush-high
bantumi by David Edds January 16, 2004
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Most likely a homosexual. Known for having a small penis.
Whoa-dayz you acting like a branum right now
Branum by Bubb Rubb October 17, 2003
huge tits that beg to be fondeled. boobs so big you wanna talk to them.
my God look at that set of branthums on her! those are amazing!
branthums by jpeez20 February 15, 2009

mau brantam 

an azn's way of proving he very big,
means "too rumble"
BobbyU: "Mau brantam irl gameclucks?"
Averaya E: "yse"
BobbyU: "I very azn"
mau brantam by SAPPHIRE November 11, 2004
a loud deep growl of a cars intake sucking.
when a honda civic hits vtec

DANG THATS A LOUD BANTUM
bantum by svteezy August 30, 2006

BrantMan 

An alter ego for one Brant A. (ommited). Shares a lot in common with Batman, a DC comics super hero.
I am the one who lurks in the night...
I am the one who saves the innocent and destroys the evil...
I...
Am...
BrantMan!!!
BrantMan by MontyPythonMan July 17, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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