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A Mr. Branston 

a lesson that is badly taught.
Oh No, Miss Smith has done a Mr. Branston, she messed it all up.
A Mr. Branston by jordcressey January 20, 2011

branston daley 

some super handsome and hot and sexy and cool and amazing guy that every girl wants because he’s super cool and stuff
wow that’s a branston daley because he’s soooo hot
Branston is a sweet and wonderful person. Branstons are the best partners in the world and will be fully dedicated throughout a relationship. Adorable people. Also another name for a pickle.
"He is definitely a Branston."
"Wow, maybe I should go out with him."
Branston by Emily the Epic June 29, 2009

Branston FC 

A quality side in the Hardy Signs Division 2. They are currently in the semi-final for the McDonalds junior cup. After being recently relegated from division 1, they currently sit in 6th position. Their record home win is 10-2 against Uttoxeter and their record away win is 10-2 against Woodville. Their key players are Jake Barker in defensive midfield, Aidan Stephenson in central defence, Max Bishop in central midfield, Krakendinho on the left wing and Oliver Hickman as chief benchwarmer.
And it's Branston FC, Branston FC! We're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen!
Branston FC by MarshallBrigade February 14, 2014
A sexy male, talented at everything he does! Everything, he schools everyone!!! He is a protector, but a lover with a huge heart!

Special* he will sing, and dance, and do every dare (noted: only when drunk) Is extremely sexy... looks-10 personality-10 body-;) mmm
Defiantly a lover and like a dog with lick and then hump everything that moves.
Girl: (walks out of bedroom) WOAH!

Boy: what?
Girl: I just did a Bransyn and Im not talking about the scooter,;)... Long & Amazing but licked me like a dog
Boy: What, my turn;) (walks in bedroom)
Bransyn by bransyn January 14, 2014
A ruff ghetto full of criminals, drug dealing, fights all sorts of shit goes down,
mike- ''lets go bransty''
joe- ''fuck that shit we will get fucked up''
bransty by lil ghetto boy August 28, 2006
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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