Brandon King

do not accede on shit he does or have done and perpetuate to fucking do people relish he will revolt anyone in every way possible see him no more than a incalculably narcissistic sphincter and a revolting monotonous solitaire playing derelict whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. He is the true definition of a fuck boy.

Brandon likes beating on women and love to have complete utterly control of everyone surrounding him. Dont be a Brandon king.

by DG King January 4, 2020

Brandoning

The act of having a existential crisis or becoming extremely anxious at the slightest bit of bad news. When Brandoning a person goes from calm to complete madness in mere seconds. They remain in this state for at least the next hour or so.

Guy #1 “Hey guys, I got a 55 percent on the test I’m failing!”

Guy#2 “Calm down dude, your Brandoning real hard right now.”

Guy#1 “My boss didn’t smile at me yesterday, I think I’m getting fired soon!”
Guy#2 “Seriously dude, your Brandoning.”

by wynning69 February 11, 2019

Brandoning

funny stupidity troll actions

Look at her, she is brandoning so bad. I think she is high or something.

by Suck my duck March 13, 2020

Brandoning

A sexual act between two males in a truck stop bathroom where they take turns holding each other upside down for ridiculously macho sixty-nine and other unspeakables

I walked into and right out of that bathroom when I saw those hillbilly boys Brandoning!

by Buttonhole Cornholder November 10, 2022

Brandoning

A form of ghosting when engaging in conversation and plans with zero intent of participating in said plan.

I thought they were actually coming out with us tonight but they were just brandoning us again.

by King CJ The First of His Name May 20, 2023