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National Hug Brandon day 

On June 15th you have to hug any Brandon that you know. At school or you neighborhood and anywhere else you know you will see a Brandon.
Go hug Brandon right now he might be confused but tell him that it is national hug Brandon day.

Abuse Brandon Day 

Abuse Brandon day takes place on may 10. If you have a friend named Brandon feel free to breath the crap out of him (not too badly though)
Person 1: hey Brandon. You know what today is

Brandon: OH no... Not abuse Brandon day..

National Brandon Scott Day

On November 5th, all Brandon Scott’s are to be celebrated for being legendary.
National Brandon Scott Day is a day used for celebrating the Brandon Scott’s of the world.

National brandon Colon day 

The day where you celebrate Brandon colons and buy him a pair of socks. It’s on November 13😉
Tony: yo isn’t that Brandon Colon?
Rick: yea bro!lets buy him a pair of socks because it’s National brandon Colon day

National Fuck Branson Day 

National Fuck Branson Day is a day where you fuck a guy named Branson on 01/22.
It's National Fuck Branson Day today. Guess I'm gonna rape him!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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