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National Hug Brandon day 

On June 15th you have to hug any Brandon that you know. At school or you neighborhood and anywhere else you know you will see a Brandon.
Go hug Brandon right now he might be confused but tell him that it is national hug Brandon day.

Abuse Brandon Day 

Abuse Brandon day takes place on may 10. If you have a friend named Brandon feel free to breath the crap out of him (not too badly though)
Person 1: hey Brandon. You know what today is

Brandon: OH no... Not abuse Brandon day..

National Brandon Scott Day

On November 5th, all Brandon Scott’s are to be celebrated for being legendary.
National Brandon Scott Day is a day used for celebrating the Brandon Scott’s of the world.

National brandon Colon day 

The day where you celebrate Brandon colons and buy him a pair of socks. It’s on November 13😉
Tony: yo isn’t that Brandon Colon?
Rick: yea bro!lets buy him a pair of socks because it’s National brandon Colon day

National Fuck Branson Day 

National Fuck Branson Day is a day where you fuck a guy named Branson on 01/22.
It's National Fuck Branson Day today. Guess I'm gonna rape him!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026