Branch Covidians

Leftwing/Socialist morons who try to set up an autonomous zone when there’s a pandemic sweeping through the area
did you see the idiot branch Covidians setting up an autonomous zone in Seattle? Yeah, that went well.
by Kt nola July 08, 2020
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Branch Covidians

Individuals who believe they are immune to the Corona Virus.
The BRANCH COVIDIANS who live at the White House don't need to wear masks.
by choad al amode May 16, 2020
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Branch Covidians

An apocalyptic, end-of-the-world death cult, Branch Covidians believe in the supremacy of "His Holiness the Douche Nozzle" Donald Trump, refuse to wear masks in the middle of a plague, threaten and commit violence against anyone protecting themselves against the corona virus, and basically won't stop until they burn their own house down with them inside. The name is borrowed from prior wackos during a community campfire in Waco, Texas in 1993.
Shopper #1: Who are those people walking through a Wal-Mart with a camcorder yelling to take off our masks?

Shopper #2: Don't worry about them. They're a bunch of Branch Covidians; mostly children and incels.
by ToddUncommon October 06, 2020
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Branch Covidian

The far left zealots that believe everyone should worship a disease and give up their life in fear of it. The kind of people that approve of locking people in their homes and taking away freedoms.
Look at those crazy Branch Covidians trying to cancel Thanksgiving!
by wandering healer November 13, 2020
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Branch Covidian

Someone who thinks we should stay locked down forever, like in Communist China.
Look at that Branch Covidian driving a car alone, wearing a mask.
by Protonman7 November 28, 2022
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Branch Covidian

Someone who wears a mask for public safety but encourages people to destroy police stations.
That police station was torched. Good thing none of those Branch Covidians got sick!
by Aintry May 13, 2022
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Branch Covidian

A radical left-wing libtard commie cult of blue-haired freaks who are entranced in Mass Formation Psychosis over fear of a make-believe virus.
Look at that Branch Covidian wearing his mask while driving along in the car.
by mrbig4575 December 12, 2022
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