Branch Covidians 

Leftwing/Socialist morons who try to set up an autonomous zone when there’s a pandemic sweeping through the area

did you see the idiot branch Covidians setting up an autonomous zone in Seattle? Yeah, that went well.

Branch Covidians by Kt nola July 7, 2020

Branch Covidians 

Individuals who believe they are immune to the Corona Virus.

The BRANCH COVIDIANS who live at the White House don't need to wear masks.

Branch Covidians by choad al amode May 16, 2020

Branch Covidians 

An apocalyptic, end-of-the-world death cult, Branch Covidians believe in the supremacy of "His Holiness the Douche Nozzle" Donald Trump, refuse to wear masks in the middle of a plague, threaten and commit violence against anyone protecting themselves against the corona virus, and basically won't stop until they burn their own house down with them inside. The name is borrowed from prior wackos during a community campfire in Waco, Texas in 1993.

Shopper #1: Who are those people walking through a Wal-Mart with a camcorder yelling to take off our masks?

Shopper #2: Don't worry about them. They're a bunch of Branch Covidians; mostly children and incels.

Branch Covidians by ToddUncommon October 6, 2020

The Branch Covidians 

A Cult that emerged in 2020 whose ideology is based upon "Covid19 is fake," "Staying Home goes against the Constitution," and "Guns"

The Branch Covidians are having protest against staying home.

The Branch Covidians by JayyTheOrc April 21, 2020

Branch Covidian 

The far left zealots that believe everyone should worship a disease and give up their life in fear of it. The kind of people that approve of locking people in their homes and taking away freedoms.

Look at those crazy Branch Covidians trying to cancel Thanksgiving!

Branch Covidian by wandering healer November 13, 2020

Branch Covidian Cult 

An unconstitutional federal level religion of public safety was established in 2020 by this publicly subsidized group of evil tyrants who used misinformation to continually oppress civil discussions and transparent data collection that has and will in the future expose an agenda to reduce the population of the world. The public officers involved are owners of stocks in every publicly traded pharmaceutical company on wall-street. This Cult's leaders established themselves as gods the judge of all who opposed them and started a worldwide Trial by ordeal presuming guilt on all who refused to participate in the 2022 Pharmaceutical Witchcraft Trials. The attempt to make participation mandatory for all public employees is ongoing and threatens to bring about a war.

Beware of the Branch Covidian Cult propaganda. The vaccine is a bio-weapon for population control.

Branch Covidian Cult by Spiritual-Master March 1, 2022

Branch Covidian 

Someone who thinks we should stay locked down forever, like in Communist China.

Look at that Branch Covidian driving a car alone, wearing a mask.

Branch Covidian by Protonman7 November 28, 2022