Bramelet 

An omelet made with six or more eggs for extra protein.

"Bro, you want a bite of my bramelet, 30g protein bro!"

"I eat a bramelet EVERYDAY, before I GTL!"

Bramelet by The Wong Stop December 5, 2012

gucci bracelets 

What the emo, edgy gacha life nine year olds wear on their arms to make it look like they cut.

Emo gacha kid: *shows arms with the bracelets on pretending to be all sad*
Me: wow, nice Gucci Bracelets, bro

gucci bracelets by annoying_hooman November 4, 2020

moldy bracelet 

When you fist someone's anus and a ring of crusty old feces appears around your wrist.

After fisting her butt last night, it took me 10 minutes to wipe off the moldy bracelet she gave me.

moldy bracelet by Sakura June 14, 2014

bra strap bracelet 

when a girl cuts her bra strap and makes it into a bracket to mark her territory on a man

brian: look what my girl gave me

dave: what is it?- is that a bra strap bracelet?
brian : yup, that’s how you know i’m hers, you know marking her territory

bra strap bracelet by ya auntie j <3 October 10, 2021

lokai bracelet 

A bracelet that has elements from the highest and lowest points on the earth
White ball - water from Mt. Everest
Black ball - mud from the Dead Sea

Bella- Hey check out my lokai bracelet
Ella- OMG I'm getting the same thing next week!

lokai bracelet by Issabel.a October 5, 2015

brambleton middle school 

brambleton middle school is located in the heart of cashburn. every grade has it’s own disappointments. the sixth graders are unusually small and are unusually sprinting to get to class because they all have a fear of the bell. some try very very hard to be “cool” with either swearing every second they get or wearing the shirts they got from PINK. at the mall yesterday.
seventh graders are always disappointing. they are always together and laughing so loud so everyone else is jelous of them. they usually show up to school with either an iced white mocha, iced caramel macchiato with extra caramel, or a pink drink from starbucks; they would not be caught dead with a tall, it’s always venti. there is constant drama with who is dating who or who did what when. seventh graders are also terrified to do anything bad, they claim that they’ve hit the juul but in reality, that never happened.
eighth grade is the saddest of them all. at this point, every single person has given up on their lives. nobody has a’s, nobody is nicotine free, and no one does their math homework without photo math. cheating on tests is their second nature with the stupid teachers that wish they chosen another job. if you walk into any eighth grade bathroom you will get a wif of creme brûlée or mint as soon as you walk in.

at this point, brambleton middle school will go down in history as the most white school in the world.

i went to starrbucks to get a venti iced caramel macchiato with light ice and extra caramel before i went to ]brambleton middle school].

brambleton middle school by sadboihour March 23, 2019

Anal Bracelet

A small bracelet that is positioned inside your cavity. Worn near the surface of your anal cavity; usually for fashion and pleasure.

Have you seen my new anal bracelet? My boyfriend will love it!

Anal Bracelet by gustebeast January 29, 2015