Noun:
-What you get when you're whackin' the willy whacker at full throttle inside your girl but it's that time of the month so she produces a certain something when she busts.
Example 1:
-Guy A: Yo, heard you finally got to hit it last night.
-Guy B: Wasn't worth it my nigga; I got hit with that Cold Red Baja Blast.
Example 2: (For sick freaks)
-Gal: No I don' wanna do it with you. My period is putting me out of the mood.
-Guy C (The Freak): Girl idgaf. I wanna feel the power of that Cold Red Baja Blast.
A term used to refer to someone who has a tendency to hit the "enter" key prematurely in an onlineconversation.
Elias: yo jasper, do you believe in the Anselmian formulation of the ontological argument?
Jasper: no, it seems flawe
Jasper: d
Elias: jasper, ur bajastic
When an individual delicately yet precisely submerges thy testicles into a frigid bubbly cup of Taco Bell's Baja Blast then proceeds to allow a significant other to gently yet sufficiently and effectively suckle and swallow the said Baja Blast from thy nuts while having a second cup of Baja Blast showered slowly over their dome piece.
Guy 1: "Aye homie did that bitch give you head last night?"
Guy 2: "Na she felt heroic so she gave me Baja Balls, it was legendary."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.