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brauloid 

One unit of beer consumption. This unit is equal to exactly 30 ounces. At normal bars or restaurants in America, a common beer will be 12 ounces. Since all beers must be consumed in whole numbers, this assumes at least 3 beers will be consumed.

A Brauloid could also warn of a possible "Mission" of drunkenness.
Frank: Hey Joe, do you want to get a Brauloid after work?

Joe: Hmmmm. (pauses and considers his schedule) Yes, that would be great. (Joe has been communicated Frank's intention to drink at least 3 beers at the bar.)
brauloid by Nick Monroe October 21, 2004
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brainload 

A disease that develops when someone is over-working or is assigned so much work/homework to the point when their brain cannot work properly. Can be used for anything, including animals.
A:Where's that nerd that always get 150% on his tests?
B:I got a call from his uncle last night. Said he suffered from brainload after researching dinosaurs for 15 hours straight on his computer.
A:Truly sad.
brainload by CBNSK October 7, 2007

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026