The act of a man, who is at least slightly spread-legged in a chair or on a bench and is wearing shorts, pulling both balls out one side of his underwear and pulling aside one leg of his shorts, then tricking one of his friends into looking at it.
A mental state perpetuated by mandatory quarantine directives, which usually occur after 21 consecutive days of such state. Symptoms may include a lack of mental concentration, decrease in physical motivation, loss of sex drive and disruptive sleep patterns.