brain check 

-noun
An offered or requested postponement of a thought. Usually due to the influence of mind-altering substances. Or being a moron.

Guy 1 "DUDE ok so last night- "
Guy 2 ".....Last night- what?"
Guy 1 "Shit son, I forgot, I'm gonna have to write you a brain check on that one."

brain check by Rob the Baller February 5, 2008

Brain Check 

When a girl is dying to give you some head but you just aren't in the mood for it -- you ask her for a brain check.

Tim: Vicky really wanted to give me a blow job last night...

Ryan: So did she?

Tim: Nah, I had just hooked up with her room mate, so I asked her for a brain check.

Brain Check by J Ganthier October 12, 2008

Check my Brain 

AIC's new single for their new album 'Black Gives Way to Blue.' While some may find it awesome to have AIC finally come out with a new album, others may find that the band will never be complete without Layne Staley (1967-2002) and some may find the guitar distortion in this song to be rather bothersome.

I heard 'check my brain' play on the radio the other day, its soooo weird man....

Check my Brain by Blackwinter Vibes November 21, 2009

Check What's In The Bain-Marie 

-When you think you've shat your pants and need to go to the toilet and check.

-Someone who's fart smells like pure wet shit.

Greg: *Farts*
Dan: "Fuck Greg, I think you need to go check what's in the bain-marie"

Check What's In The Bain-Marie by huggiesnappies September 6, 2017

Brian Cheek 

A man so irresistible and tasteful that beings of all sexual orientations desire to be his life partner. A man who falls the subject of an infamous chant at football games, and supplied Ryan deburger with his sloppy seconds.

Damn! Brian cheek makes me so aroused and tingly in the pants.

Brian Cheek by Fan_of_all_things_cheeky September 15, 2021

Brian Cheek 

A man so irresistible and tasteful that beings of all sexual orientations desire to be his life partner. A man who falls the subject of an infamous chant at football games, and supplied Ryan deburger with his sloppy seconds.

Damn! Brian cheek makes me so aroused and tingly in the pants.

Brian Cheek by Fan_of_all_things_cheeky September 15, 2021

brian cheek 

This is a chant used to piss off the seniors who don’t cheer.

Brian Cheek! Brian Cheek! Brian Cheek! Brian Cheek!

brian cheek by xxxtentacion2045 October 1, 2021