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Braeden C

Braeden C is only meant for one girl, and will normally meet his match and that girl will strictly be someone who won him over and made a romantic/perfecting personal connection on him. His girl(who is probably Alyssa and they share a paradise relationship that tends to be for him and her) is going to have to put in a lot of work to keep the relationship alive. He needs to be very considerate of the annoying girls getting on his new girlfriends nerves and realize that they are all sirens. The girl in love with him doesn't mind spoiling him . Braeden C is the type of guy you love to make the effort to because talking to him(and trust me he won't date other girls besides the girl who spoke romance into his life) makes you want to not sleep and return to the church of heaven and ask God to always be together. Talking to him makes you want to look up at the stars and live life without a care in this world. Your going to have to fight off all the women who try to claim him.
There is only one type of girl in the world for this intensely popular Snake guy would normally meet probably when you visited his livestream for the first time. She would be someone who is above him such as in age, name order. Also when he meets the love of his live, they would be a very high zodiac match compatibility. For instance, a Rooster and that is why they fell so in love. Braeden does NOT know how to follow up with people but you fell in love with him and he will just leave all the planning to you. You will enjoy many things about this guy and have to eliminate your rivals. Yet good luck because it will work. Try not to get obsessed with Braeden C because you two have come together in a heavenly match.
by Happy Christian October 21, 2022
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Carolina and Braeden

The perfect couple! They have so many things in common and love to hang out with each other. While, they both seem closed off by themselves, when they are together they become the most social people in the world! They love eachother so much. They might be soulmates. Only time will tell. <3
Hey do you see Carolina and Braeden over there? Theyre couple goals!!
by dani.elle08 November 22, 2021
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Brayden Charmon-Johnston

a penis sucking parasite that enjoys the idea of climbing up a mans urethra and then expanding its very sharp spines into its prey causing excruciating pain where it will then start to lick the inside of said preys penis until eventual removal of the parasite
"OMFG IVE GOT A BRAYDEN CHARMON-JOHNSTON!!!!!!! WAT DO I DO!!??!?!?"

"um... ive got a knife?"

"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"
by ROFLSHARK:) November 2, 2009
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Brayden Charbonneau

Complete pussy who has a teeny tiny uncircumcised penis (pretty much all foreskin tbh). This absolute stoner has no clue how to hold a relationship seeing as he's a total douchebag (no like fr him and his woman have probably broken up at least 40 times). He is pretty much the textbook definition of a Chad and this asshole is a complete hothead. He is a very angry little man with severe anger management issues so make sure to steer clear of this kid! He sports quite the gay haircut I must say, some would even say it resembles that of Ellen Degeneres. But, in conclusion, he's a complete prick with a tiny dick and a huge weed addiction! Fuck you Charb!
Person 1. *sniff*

Person 1. Do you smell that?
Person 2. Smell what?
Person 1. It reeks of Chad in here holy fuck
Person 2. Oh that's Brayden Charbonneau
Person 1. Ohhh, be careful not to make fun of that kid, he'll tell Baggio!
by thig69 May 2, 2019
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Branden Condy

Branden Condy is a man of many talents, known for his incredible filmmaking skills and his ability to make people laugh. He's the kind of person who can turn any situation into a comedy skit, and he's always up for a good laugh.

Branden got his start in the film industry working as a production assistant on a number of indie films. His big break came when he was hired to direct a feature film called "The Haunting of La Llorona," which was a huge success and catapulted him into the limelight.

Since then, Branden has directed a number of films, including "The Midnight Man," "The Assassin's Code," "Inheritance," "Assimilate," and "The Ninth Passenger." His unique style and sense of humor have made him a favorite among audiences and critics alike.

Branden has also worked with some of the biggest names in the industry, including Josh King Madrid, Andrew Tate, Lewis Howes, Jay Shetty, Justin Guerra, and Tristan Tate. He's collaborated with them on a number of projects, and they all agree that he's one of the funniest and most talented filmmakers they know.

When he's not making movies, Branden can be found performing stand-up comedy or hanging out with his dog, a pug named Sir Snorts-A-Lot. He's also an avid gamer and can often be found streaming on Twitch.

If you're looking for a good laugh and some great filmmaking, look no further than Branden Condy. He's a true talent and one of the funniest guys in the business!
Branden Condy is a multi-talented person with exceptional skills in filmmaking and comedy. He has a unique ability to turn any situation into a funny skit. Branden's career in the film industry began as a production assistant on several indie films. He gained recognition when he directed the successful feature film, "The Haunting of La Llorona." Since then, he has directed several other films, including "The Midnight Man," "The Assassin's Code," "Inheritance," "Assimilate," and "The Ninth Passenger." Branden has worked with several notable figures in the entertainment industry, including Josh King Madrid, Andrew Tate, Lewis Howes, Jay Shetty, Justin Guerra, and Tristan Tate. When he's not making movies, Branden enjoys performing stand-up comedy, playing video games, and spending time with his pet pug, Sir Snorts-A-Lot. Overall, Branden Condy is a talented filmmaker and comedian who can make anyone laugh.
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Branden Calhoun

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016
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Branden Calhoun

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016
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