Bozoned

The portmanteau of Bozeman and zoned (or zoning). A word to describe poor city planning/zoning, the rapid influx of out of state transplants, unaffordable housing prices, and gentrification of locals that is oh so characteristic of the once charming small town of Bozeman, MT. Can also be used to describe when a town that happens to be in the mountains becomes a trendy 'mountain town' and the down-to-earth community focused atmosphere is replaced by a pretentious and competitive rat race. Also used to describe crowding and degradation of once great outdoor spaces and places.

Bitter Local 1: This place ain't what it used to be
Bitter Local 2: This is what happens when your town is Bozoned

Transplant 1: After I move here, I don't want anyone else to move here
Transplant 2: Right? I've been here 5 years and it's grown so much. I don't want this place to be Bozoned

Local Skier 1: Remember when you could leave at 830 and be on the lift by 9 at Bridger Bowl on a powder day on a weekend?
Local Skier 2: Now you have to wake up at the crack of dawn just to get a parking space only to stand in lines all day for tracked out pow. This place done got Bozoned.

Transplant Skier 1: Man Bridger Bowl is so awesome! Great terrain and no crowds unlike back in Colorado, better share my sick Insta posts with all my friends!
Transplant Skier 2: Right? But no one else besides us and our friends should know because you don't want this place to get Bozoned.

by Bitter_Local_406 September 16, 2021

Bozone

The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

by Hayz September 27, 2003

BOONED

When a man dry humps a woman and some how cums in his pants. The woman however may not know that he has done so.

Hey, I BOONED that girl last night.

That girl didn't know I BOONED on her.

Man, I BOONED that girl hard.

by RedStar Mafia Army December 2, 2009

bozone layer

The so-called "Bozone layer" is a thick, impenetrable shroud of bozone that surrounds all intelectually challenged people. When an bozone layer appears, it is hard to get rid of, and on the contrary it grows, blocking out all intelligent thoughts from reaching the victim. Though many tests have been performed, we have yet to discover a substance which creates bozone holes.

-Gee, he has a thick bozone layer!
-Huh...
-I wasn't talking to you.

by Moonflash May 13, 2005

Bozone holes

penetration of the thick bozone layer by punching holes in it, opening an intellectual window in an otherwise dark dungeon of a mind, where intellect hasn't yet managed to seep in.

We haven't yet managed to create bozone holes.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021

brozoned

to be essentially "friend-zoned" except this is exclusively from a man, usually a bro.

jessica: "hey did you get with michael the other night"
rene:" no, i think he totally brozoned me"

by idontlikethefriendzone March 31, 2011

Brozoned

Brozoned is when a female calls you as his younger brother or like his younger brother he’s never had, far worse than a friend zone

Julie “ Sumit I love you!”
Sumit “ That’s a lie”
Julie “ yes I do, you are like my little brother and I love you”

Brozoned - being someone’s little brother

by Hodken Quevondo October 30, 2017