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Clairemont Butt Boys 

A group of young homosexual men that gather at bars in the Clairemont community of San Diego (particularly Champ’s Lounge) and try to pick up on straight men while making overt sexual innuendos.
“Dude, you invited the Clairemont Butt Boys in on our blunt rotation? I don’t want to share anything that’s been in their mouth!”

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt 

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?
Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

The Tactical Butthole Boys 

The slang term for the C-Shift of American fire departments located within the Great Plains. Also known as TBB, or TBBers. TBBers often cause great destruction yet tactically fix problems.
A-Shift: We suck!

B-Shift: We suck too!

Chief: A and B Shift, you have failed me for last time. It is time to call the elite. Send in The Tactical Butthole Boys.