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Definitions by KarmaLog

That Works 

Common phrase meant to indicate that something is an acceptable solution, sometimes as a means of describing someone's surprise at the success of an action after witnessing it's completion.
"I don't know what to do! It's broken!"
*Replaces batteries*
"Oh, that works..."
That Works by KarmaLog August 3, 2018
To the British, to get drunk.
To the Americans, to be drunk and expel it.
To men, to sedate themselves into stupidity, before they hurt someone.
To normal people, to be angry.
"Dude, I'm so pissed I wanna go get pissed, then trash that bathroom like I just pissed."
Pissed by KarmaLog August 3, 2018

Think Straight 

To think clearly.
To think without confusion or interruption.
To assemble one's thought in the order they had intended to.
"I just can't seem to think straight with those buzzing fluorescent lights around."
Think Straight by KarmaLog August 2, 2018

Fuckin' with my head 

For someone to use psychology to manipulate another, either by coy deception or paradoxes. To mislead another with words or wit. To deceive them with a false impression, but lead them to believe your actions are intentionally suspect.
"You looked really stressed. Something wrong with your girlfriend?"
"Yeah, she keeps fuckin' with my head!"

Hit Me Up 

To "hit someone up," to contact them, often by a telephone to talk or make plans.
Hit Me Up by KarmaLog July 31, 2018
A male of "above average" sexual interest or exhibited effort.
A female who accepts sex willingly and easily as others see it.
Soldiers in a military, as they wear "dog tags," or for their perceived loyalty to their nation.
These individuals are often seen in groups.

Often used as an insult, may also be used as a friendly cognomen or moniker.
Dog by KarmaLog July 27, 2018
A female dog used by the Amish for breeding purposes.
A woman who is seen by her man or female peers as a "walking chemistry set"
A male who uses a woman for the aforementioned, and realizes not his impact on the children he creates.
"Man, shit you not, she's such a bitch."
"You too, huh? Man, my bitch just won't stop."
Bitch by KarmaLog July 26, 2018