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Daddy's Girl

When used by women, a Satanic Magick trick to induce fear in or deter male suitors from continuing attempts at sexual or emotional relations by implying that they are too emotionally or physically attached to their father to need any other form of gratification, sexual, social, or monetary; often before the male has any interest in the woman whatsoever. It conjures Envy in the form of Malice to other females as well by implying here life is "so much better."
"Where'd you get those new shoes?"
"Oh, you know, I'm a total 'Daddy's Girl,' teehee ;)"
Boy: "Yeah, I always knew she was a lesbian..."
by KarmaLog July 3, 2018
mugGet the Daddy's Girlmug.

Think Straight

To think clearly.
To think without confusion or interruption.
To assemble one's thought in the order they had intended to.
"I just can't seem to think straight with those buzzing fluorescent lights around."
by KarmaLog August 2, 2018
mugGet the Think Straightmug.

Scuzzy Fuckloser

1. Some emotionally-gnarled or overly egotistic male who seeks nothing but reproductive acts for no effort or through intimidation or coercion of a female or her friends. Aggressive or manipulative in order to maintain a consistent supply of genital stimulation. Obesity, personal troubles, money, threats, and other irrelevant personal details are used to entice, impress, guilt, or peer pressure the individual into complying.

2. A pity fuck, or the boyfriend of a vulnerable, emotionally-distraught female who can't find someone that treats her like she desires to be.
"That girl never knew what she had until she figured out her new boyfriend is a Scuzzy Fuckloser."

"I can't believe she's with a guy like that."
"Yeah, he's had it rough, his mom just died."
"Scuzzy Fuckloser, something about him just really bugs me..."
"Yeah, he's been telling every girl in the neighborhood that."
"That'd be why!"
by KarmaLog July 6, 2018
mugGet the Scuzzy Fucklosermug.

cam whore

Someone who spends a great deal of time observing cammers, finding it extremely difficult to pick a select view to observe and develop intimate, personal relationships with.
"Dude, I love this site, I'm such a cam whore, I can't decide which one to watch!"
by KarmaLog June 29, 2018
mugGet the cam whoremug.

Bitch

A female dog used by the Amish for breeding purposes.
A woman who is seen by her man or female peers as a "walking chemistry set"
A male who uses a woman for the aforementioned, and realizes not his impact on the children he creates.
"Man, shit you not, she's such a bitch."
"You too, huh? Man, my bitch just won't stop."
by KarmaLog July 26, 2018
mugGet the Bitchmug.

Hit Me Up

To "hit someone up," to contact them, often by a telephone to talk or make plans.
by KarmaLog July 31, 2018
mugGet the Hit Me Upmug.

Pissed

To the British, to get drunk.
To the Americans, to be drunk and expel it.
To men, to sedate themselves into stupidity, before they hurt someone.
To normal people, to be angry.
"Dude, I'm so pissed I wanna go get pissed, then trash that bathroom like I just pissed."
by KarmaLog August 3, 2018
mugGet the Pissedmug.

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