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Think Straight

To think clearly.
To think without confusion or interruption.
To assemble one's thought in the order they had intended to.
"I just can't seem to think straight with those buzzing fluorescent lights around."
by KarmaLog August 2, 2018
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Till

A farming implement used to move soil in preparation of planting seed.
To the public masses, the shopkeepers money store.
'Til death do us part!
She'd really like to dig around the butcher's coffers, she loves the way he handles himself!
Yeah, when he passed away, she inherited his land.
She couldn't find the till, so they gave her a hoe.
They accused her of murder.
Satan wins again.
Phonetacrym.
by KarmaLog July 3, 2018
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Boy's Butt

A Satanic Magick trick used against naive women to induce "Gender Dysphoric Disorder."
"Tina, you think you're sooo hot, but you know what everyone else is too afraid to tell you? You have a BOY'S BUTT!"
by KarmaLog July 3, 2018
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Hoe

A farming implement used by agriculturalists to move soil to prep them for the planting of seed.
In the ghetto, "A woman who accepts all man's seed."
"You know what you need, Jared?"
"What Billy?"
"A hoe!"
Satan wins.
by KarmaLog July 3, 2018
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Bitchface Liar

Woman who exploits every possible emotional vulnerability to attempt to avoid retribution for her actions. Often walks around acting "scarred," morose, or exerts excessive Pride to intimidate others as every past occurrence is reconsidered to victimize herself to deter the accuser or gain group support against them.

A Satanic Sociopath.
A Be'elzebub.
"Dude, she's crying! Why are you being such an asshole?"
"How many times do I have to tell you, this woman is a Bitchface Liar, I've seen her practice that a hundred times. Even an actress can do that."
"Oh...right..."
by KarmaLog July 5, 2018
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Dog

A male of "above average" sexual interest or exhibited effort.
A female who accepts sex willingly and easily as others see it.
Soldiers in a military, as they wear "dog tags," or for their perceived loyalty to their nation.
These individuals are often seen in groups.

Often used as an insult, may also be used as a friendly cognomen or moniker.
by KarmaLog July 27, 2018
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Scuzzy Fuckloser

1. Some emotionally-gnarled or overly egotistic male who seeks nothing but reproductive acts for no effort or through intimidation or coercion of a female or her friends. Aggressive or manipulative in order to maintain a consistent supply of genital stimulation. Obesity, personal troubles, money, threats, and other irrelevant personal details are used to entice, impress, guilt, or peer pressure the individual into complying.

2. A pity fuck, or the boyfriend of a vulnerable, emotionally-distraught female who can't find someone that treats her like she desires to be.
"That girl never knew what she had until she figured out her new boyfriend is a Scuzzy Fuckloser."

"I can't believe she's with a guy like that."
"Yeah, he's had it rough, his mom just died."
"Scuzzy Fuckloser, something about him just really bugs me..."
"Yeah, he's been telling every girl in the neighborhood that."
"That'd be why!"
by KarmaLog July 6, 2018
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