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Bitch

A female dog used by the Amish for breeding purposes.
A woman who is seen by her man or female peers as a "walking chemistry set"
A male who uses a woman for the aforementioned, and realizes not his impact on the children he creates.
"Man, shit you not, she's such a bitch."
"You too, huh? Man, my bitch just won't stop."
by KarmaLog July 26, 2018
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Bitchface Liar

Woman who exploits every possible emotional vulnerability to attempt to avoid retribution for her actions. Often walks around acting "scarred," morose, or exerts excessive Pride to intimidate others as every past occurrence is reconsidered to victimize herself to deter the accuser or gain group support against them.

A Satanic Sociopath.
A Be'elzebub.
"Dude, she's crying! Why are you being such an asshole?"
"How many times do I have to tell you, this woman is a Bitchface Liar, I've seen her practice that a hundred times. Even an actress can do that."
"Oh...right..."
by KarmaLog July 5, 2018
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Hoe

A farming implement used by agriculturalists to move soil to prep them for the planting of seed.
In the ghetto, "A woman who accepts all man's seed."
"You know what you need, Jared?"
"What Billy?"
"A hoe!"
Satan wins.
by KarmaLog July 3, 2018
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Daddy's Girl

When used by women, a Satanic Magick trick to induce fear in or deter male suitors from continuing attempts at sexual or emotional relations by implying that they are too emotionally or physically attached to their father to need any other form of gratification, sexual, social, or monetary; often before the male has any interest in the woman whatsoever. It conjures Envy in the form of Malice to other females as well by implying here life is "so much better."
"Where'd you get those new shoes?"
"Oh, you know, I'm a total 'Daddy's Girl,' teehee ;)"
Boy: "Yeah, I always knew she was a lesbian..."
by KarmaLog July 3, 2018
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Think Straight

To think clearly.
To think without confusion or interruption.
To assemble one's thought in the order they had intended to.
"I just can't seem to think straight with those buzzing fluorescent lights around."
by KarmaLog August 2, 2018
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Pissed

To the British, to get drunk.
To the Americans, to be drunk and expel it.
To men, to sedate themselves into stupidity, before they hurt someone.
To normal people, to be angry.
"Dude, I'm so pissed I wanna go get pissed, then trash that bathroom like I just pissed."
by KarmaLog August 3, 2018
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That Works

Common phrase meant to indicate that something is an acceptable solution, sometimes as a means of describing someone's surprise at the success of an action after witnessing it's completion.
"I don't know what to do! It's broken!"
*Replaces batteries*
"Oh, that works..."
by KarmaLog August 3, 2018
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