Bowpes

Herpes that has settled on your elbow.

My buddy got a nasty case of bowpes after elboning that nasty chick the other night.

by Homer Carpenter June 12, 2009

bowiesexual

Only being attracted to anyone who looks like David Bowie, especially if this person loves David Bowie, dresses like David Bowie, or both. Women, gay men, and heterosexual men can all identify themselves as bowiesexual.

Girl: I love your platform shoes! I am bowiesexual, and you are totally hot.
Guy: I am too! You can't deny David Bowie's sexual allure. Wanna make out?
Girl: YES! Can I call you David?

by fromlaandnotproud February 9, 2012

Camilla Parker Bowles Piercing

A Double Clitoral Hood Piercing

I recently got my “Camilla Parker Bowles Piercing”!

by AlaskaTO January 3, 2020

bowiesexual

An otherwise heterosexual man who acknowledges that he would still be defenseless against any sexual advances made by David Bowie himself.

Now I'm not gay, but David Bowie is David Bowie. I guess I'm bowiesexual.

by Stop sucking and get awesome. November 11, 2005

Camilla Parker-Bowles

A breed of horse often found in the Windsor area, favoured for riding by some members of the British Royal Family. Much adored by horsemounters.

At the Beijing Olympics, Prince Charles rode into the arena on Camilla Parker-Bowles, but he was beaten by a six-year-old Chinese contestant on crack, riding a dead Tibetan.

by anuspounder October 26, 2008

Bowes

A person with unrivaled sexual prowess and an above-average sized penis

Person A: Hey Sally how did it go last night?
Person B: Oh my God that boy was a Bowes!

by Yumoguagyphybismow September 20, 2009

bowles

Extravert individual who wears thongs and plays up to a crowd like a comedian at a funeral, typically funny and a raging alchoholic.

that guy is so bowles!

by The Hedge September 29, 2006