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Bowpes by Homer Carpenter June 12, 2009
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bowiesexual
Only being attracted to anyone who looks like David Bowie, especially if this person loves David Bowie, dresses like David Bowie, or both. Women, gay men, and heterosexual men can all identify themselves as bowiesexual.
Girl: I love your platform shoes! I am bowiesexual, and you are totally hot.
Guy: I am too! You can't deny David Bowie's sexual allure. Wanna make out?
Girl: YES! Can I call you David?
Guy: I am too! You can't deny David Bowie's sexual allure. Wanna make out?
Girl: YES! Can I call you David?
bowiesexual by fromlaandnotproud February 9, 2012
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bowiesexual
An otherwise heterosexual man who acknowledges that he would still be defenseless against any sexual advances made by David Bowie himself.
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Camilla Parker-Bowles
A breed of horse often found in the Windsor area, favoured for riding by some members of the British Royal Family. Much adored by horsemounters.
At the Beijing Olympics, Prince Charles rode into the arena on Camilla Parker-Bowles, but he was beaten by a six-year-old Chinese contestant on crack, riding a dead Tibetan.
Camilla Parker-Bowles by anuspounder October 26, 2008
Bowes
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bowles
Extravert individual who wears thongs and plays up to a crowd like a comedian at a funeral, typically funny and a raging alchoholic.
that guy is so bowles!
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