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Having a little and unoticed penis.
bowes by done April 27, 2004

Bert Bowes Junior Secondary School 

a stupid school where all the teachers pick favorites and the duties will look for any excuse to put you in the office or even to say you name and make you think that you're in trouble
bert bowes junior secondary school's

teacher #1 : hey im gonna give this kid an A just because i feel like it.

teacher #2 : what about this kid?

Duty : ya that kid was walking down the hall during lunch so i sent him down to the office... you should fail him

Teacher#1: hey thats a good idea!

Pitney Bowes 

The worst company in the world that destroys Ebay packages, also known as Shitney Bowes
Pitney Bowes by Timmy73OnYoutube September 14, 2020

chad bowes 

Most well rounded man in the world. True definition of a real man, this is the person you want on your side. He can fix just about anything and cook at the same time.
Chad Bowes has done just about everything known to man, If it can be done I know he's the man for the job.
chad bowes by #chadbowes January 9, 2017

big bowes 

Big Bowes is one who has a large hunger that is unsatisfactory, they also tends to talk too much when he should not be and doesn’t talk when he is intimidated.
Insulting; “Oh my, don’t be a Big Bowes”

Joking; “If you eat any more you’ll be like a Big Bowes”
big bowes by Thomas J Wilson(TJ) September 10, 2018

Samuel Bowes

boswed.
Samuel Bowes - When sam like ham
Samuel Bowes by coltdawg April 3, 2022
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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