Bowling Balling
Buying someone a present with the intention of being able to use it yourself, such as Homer Simpson buying Marge a bowling ball he himself could use.
Bowling Balling by oldjimmy November 1, 2014
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Bowling Balling
Bowling Balling by The random guy in mars January 10, 2012
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balling vs bawling
Balling vs bawling
Josh was Balling Charlotte.
vs
My cat died and I am bawling.
These are two very different words that sound exactly the same
Josh was Balling Charlotte.
vs
My cat died and I am bawling.
These are two very different words that sound exactly the same
balling vs bawling by it'sagotcha March 11, 2024
Bowlin' Ballin' It
Bowlin' Ballin' It by LoraKing13 January 13, 2014
Bowlingballing
When the middle finger and/or other fingers are inserted into the vagina and the thumb is used to stimulate the clitoris. Requires impressive dexterity, and if mastered leaves the other arm free to stimulate other body areas.
"I finally figured out how to bowlingball, so now I can finger a chick, and rub her tits!"
"Dude, my fingers are locking up from bowlingballing for so long!"
"Mike, you can't move your thumb fast enough to bowlingball me, just use your other hand."
"Dude, my fingers are locking up from bowlingballing for so long!"
"Mike, you can't move your thumb fast enough to bowlingball me, just use your other hand."
Bowlingballing by Pirate JJ March 30, 2009
Bawling
Absolutely hysterically crying
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