Bowl of Oatmeal

A woman's hairy genital area. Called this because, like a bowl of oatmeal, it looks all nasty but tastes good if you don't look at it. See also Oatmeal.

Sandra lifted her skirt to reveal a hearty bowl of oatmeal beneath.

Bowl of Oatmeal by Bryan August 27, 2003

thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Thick ass girl. As in a big butt, while also being able to hold a great body. Also known as "Thicc".

"Have you seen the new girl's yet?"
"No, have you?"
"Yes I have and she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."

thicker than a bowl of oatmeal by YaBoiYungKrabz February 18, 2017

as thick as a bowl of oatmeal 

A very big ass

That girl is as thick as a bowl of oatmeal

as thick as a bowl of oatmeal by dayumbiach May 29, 2017

thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

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that logan is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

thicker than a bowl of oatmeal by wrinkleman May 4, 2018