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Boulangerie 

site of a vile and traumatic cat-astrophe-- commonly known as oopsie poopsie

Currently, in the 21st Century, a "boulangerie" may occur in the midsts of a heated game of tag where one loses their self awareness and charges at a sliding glass door.

For historical context, see "CAT FAIL: Cat Runs Into Glass Door on French Bakery Programme"
"Mother! Tell Father a boulangerie has occurred!"

boulanger blumpkin bonanza 

ok lets see hear... its like a regular blumpkin.. but way tighter.. ok you go into the school bathroom with a freaky bitch.. and den you takeshiot in da sink while yo getten head.. dats pretty tight
I hope Ms Holmes doesnt catch me gettin the vince boulanger blumpkin bonanza.

Boulangeralia 

The seemingly irrational but actually very justifiable and credible belief that the sea is, in fact, not real, but instead meticulously crafted and thoroughly concealed worldwide government conspiracy.
Hey, did you hear Barry got Boulangeralia? Yeah, he told me dolphins are top-secret ggovernme t seek-and-destroy drones.
Boulangeralia by anonymous August 3, 2021

Boulangeralia 

The suspicion, nay, knowledge, that the sea (like the moon) does not exist but is rather a multi-agency global government conspiracy.
Did yah hear maatt has Boulangeralia now? Yah, he just told me today that dolphins are government drones.
Boulangeralia by anonymous August 6, 2021

Boulangeralia 

The belief that the sea is not real, but rather a government conspiracy.
Did you hear Chad has Boulangeralia now? Yeah, they were just trying to tell me that porpoises are government drones.
Boulangeralia by anonymous August 15, 2021
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