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Bottle-Rocket 

The act of unzipping your pants and injecting your penis into a zoo animal and busting chunks into it.
Shay sure taught that animal a lesson by bottle-rocketing it!

Hey is that Shay? Yea thats shay he bottle-rockets animal's.
Bottle-Rocket by iamgodwhoareyou October 21, 2011
Words you can keep

Bottle-rocket 

A weapon that specializes in launching a tube or cylinder that explodes, rapidly without needing to be reloaded.
This bottle-rocket here gotta 50 foot launch and a 3 second detonation.
Bottle-rocket by mr.626 April 11, 2025

bottle rocket 

A thing, or person that is today's hot item and is gone tomorrow. From the way a bottle rocket shoots into the sky goes bang and is gone. A one hit wonder.
Some people think Obama is a bottle rocket, only time will tell.
bottle rocket by wjc April 13, 2008

Bottle Rocket 

during sexual intercourse in cowgirl position one wraps their arm around the girl's waist, and runs the other up the back into their hair. Once secure thrust rapidly and as hard as possible. When you finish thrust your hips up strongly and release her waist and hair, launching her off of your penis. You may choose to yell "Happy New Year!" "Happy Birthday!" or any other festivity where one may launch off a bottle rocket.
Remember to turn slightly to the side as to make sure she does not land on you in her dissent.

See Sparkler
"yup I did the bottle rocket...she went like 6 feet up...I yelled 'HAPPY NEW YEAR!' "
Bottle Rocket by Jekyl January 2, 2010

Bottle Rocket 

Combining a high-caffeine energy drink with Thin Lizzies aka psychiatric medication.
Pete: Anthony's crazy ass fool, last night he drank over four rockstars and popped a pill with each one.
Marcus: yeah, man that's called a bottle rocket.
Bottle Rocket by WardenMic February 10, 2008

bottle rocket 

Shooting your load into someones beer bottle and them drinking it without knowing it's new contents.
"Joe, look at that chick. I just gave her a bottle rocket and she's about to drink it."
bottle rocket by Dick McPlenty April 22, 2003

Bottle Rocket 

To tightly roll up a Listerine Strip and slip it into the urethra of one's penis.
"That dude is crazy sick! After recieving a hot carl he went on to give himself a bottle rocket!"
Bottle Rocket by Scuba Steve November 25, 2003
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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