bottle shop

there is a bottle shop on that street

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bottle shopper

A girl who goes to the store to shop for the perfect size bottle to masterbate with.

My girlfriend is a bottle shopper. She spent 30 minutes in the shampoo aisle looking for a bottle 3 inches wide and 10 inches long to fuck.

bottle shopper by -HEF- September 3, 2009

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A bag you take when you are shopping for wine.

I plan to buy a lot...better bring the bottle shopper.

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When you keep trying to get the right size shoes or clothes by repeatedly ordering and returning things online, after the board game Battleship.

"Did your girlfriend get what she wants yet from Lululemon?". "No, she's going to return yesterday's order and go battleshopping again."

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