Taking the heat for someone else when they overpromise yet underperform and are nowhere to be found.
Fuzzy Bollanted me again! He promised his customer they would have their order today but it won't be ready for a week and Fuzzy's on vacation. BOLLANTED!!!!
when someone brings their chick friends over that have them stuck in the friend zone and gets them hammered on beer with ruffies in it. the forementioned person will proceed to fuck one of the chick friends or more than one chick friend and when he finishes he brands them by cumming on their chest and pouring oil on it and lighting it on fire.
Dan: I brought Julia over last week
Mike: Oh so what did you do with her?
Dan: I broganated her
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.