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borderline retarded 

1. Describing a person that barely has enough brain capacity to function in society by virtue of poor upbringing and their own stupidity.

2. Describing a person with an IQ around 70.

3. Describes a person that is severely brain damaged due to heavy drug use, yet still manages barely function enough to get by.
That fat kid is borderline retarded. If he was any dumber he would need to wear a helmet.

If your IQ were any lower we would have to enroll you in remedial classes because you're borderline retarded.

That borderline retarded stoner that works at the convenience store smoked himself stupid.
borderline retarded by Gen. Pringle September 8, 2010

borderline retarded 

Religious people are borderline retarded. Simple as that.

Borderline Retarded 

Any people below age of consent (infants, toddlers, childrens, pre-teens. teens, and young adults)

Why?

Because:

1. They cannot consent to have sex, the prerequisite for you to able for consenting to sex is you're smart enough and sane enough to agree with it
2. They only know how to play and being happy, and didn't give a fuck about pains
3. They eschew responsibility, victim playing
4. (For pre-teens up to young adults) They live on their parent's basement, rather than get a life
5. They too idiot for take a risk, i mean---they need to die to know if poison is dangerous
6. They too easy to label anything that didn't suit their ego as toxic
O, borderline retarded incels, get a life dude

Borderline retarded 

A half-human, garden-spud hybrid. Barely considered a person, someone who is borderline retarded is someone who shows every trait of mental retardation in every possible faculty.
Person 1: "She said 'good morning' at 5PM"
Person 2: "'Cause she's borderline retarded"
Borderline retarded by Spider647 October 25, 2023
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