Definitions by Spider647

Lavacake 

When you cum your load in a dude's ass and vore him immediately afterwards.

"I lavacaked my boyfriend and now I'm a single man"

Lavacake by Spider647 November 3, 2023

Borderline retarded 

A half-human, garden-spud hybrid. Barely considered a person, someone who is borderline retarded is someone who shows every trait of mental retardation in every possible faculty.

Person 1: "She said 'good morning' at 5PM"
Person 2: "'Cause she's borderline retarded"

Borderline retarded by Spider647 October 25, 2023

Different breed 

Someone who is borderline retarded. Like an actual spud.

Person 1: "You're brother is a different breed"
Person 2: "He's autistic"
Person 1: "I know"

Different breed by Spider647 October 23, 2023