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Boozeconfused 

A profound intoxication that brings with it an unparalleled mental and physical confusion. This state is usually assoicatied with extreme close talking, midsentence forgetfulness, stumbling, and excessive leaning to the left.

Saying and doing things ( including performing acts ) that you would never do if you were sober.
I was so boozeconfused last night that I tried to pick up my own girlfriend at the bar and she shut me down.

My buddy was so boozeconfused at the strip club last night he though we were at the petting zoo that got us all kicked out.
Boozeconfused by TYRENNE May 26, 2009

boozecast 

Blogging, webcaming, facebooking from a bar with WiFi connection.
Sheila and I brought our laptops to our local bar, did a couple shots of tequila, got online and started boozecasting from the place.

By the end of our boozecast from Larry's Lounge, I had had 8 shots and my co-anchor had barfed in the toilet.
boozecast by Voshnitz February 20, 2009
A loose collection of individuals who are well known for their copious liquor consumption, ganja smoking, substance abuse, and partying too hard.
The Boozeman left the party in a state of complete inebriation.
Boozeman by Adaddyboozeman June 11, 2012

boozenancially 

The act of prioritizing your actions based on maximizing your amount of alcohol based on your resources available.
boozenancially speaking, we should hit the bar during happy hour.

Buying your booze in bulk is a more boozenancially sound way to go.
boozenancially by WarLordBane13 August 27, 2012
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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