Bootychives 

Condition occurring when you are in desperate need of a shower. When you feel an itch in your crack you know you are experiencing bootychives. When you are stanky, you have bootychives.

I sweat so much today I got some serious bootychives.

Dang fool, you got bootychives.

Bootychives by Nigjones October 1, 2023

snootchie bootchies 

Used as an exlaimation; Also, Snootchie Bootchies can be used as a suffix/prefix to any sentence, and can also be used to enhance a joke. This is popular with Jay from the duo Jay and Silent Bob. (See Snoogans)

Snootchie Bootchies, little nootchies!

Promise me that next time you bang your old lady, you make her call you Jay. Snootchie Bootchies!

snootchie bootchies by Banky March 3, 2003

BootyCheese 

the toilet paper build up in the ass.mainly unclean folks who never shower.really turns off folks who enjoy giving a good rimjob. also known as buttcheese asscheese asscrud and gross.

"oh my god i was gonna hit that crack,but the bootycheese was campin'.so i split that scene,left her for the next sucker ass motherfucker."

BootyCheese by Ontic May 21, 2010

snootchie bootchies 

Made popular in Kevin Smith movies.By his his character Jay who he frequently act alongside as Silent Bob.They act as stoners and drug dealers.

The character Jay's familiar “snootchie bootchies” and “snoogans” sayings are based on things Jason Mewes (whom plays jay)used to say himself as a teenager.
According to Smith, the phrases were meant to convey something along the lines of “just kidding, don't kick my ass.”

Which is why in most of his offensive jokes he ends the sentence with "Snootchie Bootchies" !

Quotes from the 1994 kevin smith movie 'Mallrats'

Jay: Come to me, son of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod. Snootchie-bootchies.

T.S. Quint: Jesus, how much did you smoke?
Jay: All it took was a phat, chronic blunt. These guys were lightweights.
T.S. Quint: How much do I owe you?
Jay: My treat. As long as you promise that the next time you pop your old lady, you make her call you "Jay." Snootchie Bootchies.
T.S. Quint: Let's hope there is a next time.

snootchie bootchies by Kimber-x December 21, 2006

snootchie bootchies 

A universal greeting among slackers and pot heads.

Snootchie bootchies, bitch! *high fives*

snootchie bootchies by Mighty Whitey August 7, 2003

Snoochie Bootchies 

1) Sexual Intercoasre
2)drugs (weed, shrooms, coke, etc.)
3)food snacks
4)a term of endearment.
5)adjective, verb, noun, all parts of a sentence

1) "Hey baby lets get a room and start with the "Snoochie Bootchies"
2) "Yo bro you got the "Snootchie Bootchies"?
3) "I'm so hungry, you guys got any "Snootchie Bootchies"?
4) "babe, your my "Snootchie Bootchies"

Snoochie Bootchies by the Rohus August 24, 2009

snootchie bootchies 

a consumable item, such as a candy bar, ammo, cameras, or marijuana. Liquid snootchies, any consumable liquid, most often alcholic. Digital snootchie, a digital camera.

Lets go get some snootchie bootchies.
She drank the liquid snootchie.
I gots naked digital snootchies of her!

snootchie bootchies by P.S. toonerlaue March 2, 2004