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booty cootie 

Noun: Any of a number of sexually transmitted diseases, venerial viruses insect infestations or yeast infections.
She had so many booty cooties, they opened a VD clinic just for her.
booty cootie by Jim Paxton November 15, 2003

cootie booty 

The pooch on a chubby or older fat woman. also known as the Front Butt and the Vagummy (Vagina Tummy)
Man Mrs. Phillips got that cootie booty going on today. That front butt is lookin too nasty.
cootie booty by alex tool # 2 October 27, 2008

Cootie to Booty

Forget nuts to butts, when a man wants to be a little spoon he asks for cootie to booty.
Hey Babe I want to be held tonight. Can we do cootie to booty?
Cootie to Booty by Anhein’s Daddy September 24, 2026

Cootie to Booty

Forget nuts to butts, when a man wants to be the little spoon he asks for cootie to booty.
Hey Babe, I want to be held tonight. Can we do cootie to booty?
Cootie to Booty by Anhein’s Daddy September 24, 2026
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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