A bootsie spaz occurs when your pussy, which you are cuddling with, holding, petting (possibly against its will), freaks out and starts clawing at you. Also known as a "smokey spaz".

"I squeezed her really hard, and she didn't like it, and she had a bootsie spaz."

bootsie spaz by Henry Dorsett Case November 4, 2004

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bootsie

(adj) Of a negative or undesirable nature.

Damn, those P-Flyers are bootsie.

bootsie by Khobalt January 5, 2004

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Bootsie Collins

A person who leaves an extraordinary amount of missed calls on someone's phone.

A person who drinks too much Sailor Jerry (Collins) that they end up in the hotel pool with their clothes on.

Mike totally got the Bootsie Collins last night, he had over 33 missed calls!

That dude pulled a Bootsie Collins at the Inn last night!

Bootsie Collins by Radar Clubber March 30, 2009

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bootsie

lame, boring, or whack.

boot-like in appearance.

Man, that movie was bootsie.

Yo dude, you ever seen italy before, its hella bootsie.

bootsie by J-Unit 9 1 to da 6 March 3, 2009

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Bootsie

Creative and strong, feet are shaped like boots when she wears them. Laughs easily, yet is secretly concerned with others' wellbeing. Tells is like it is...Boots don't fuck around. This girl loves a strong pour, especially when it's from a box. Quick to give, yet last to ask. Will never turn down a good deal on Instagram, especially if it's advertising an ad for a temporary/semi-permanent sleeve tattoo. Looks equally as damn good in a prom dress as she does in carhartts. Boootsie does deserts. Bootsie does mountains. Bootsie is a bone collector. Above all, she knows how to spin up a cocktail. Bootsie don't fuck around.

Bootsie's a bone collector.

Bootsie by Don't Noah'er December 11, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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