Boomcession

An economic situation where official indicators show a boom (GDP growth, stock market highs), but most people experience a recession through rising costs, insecurity, and declining quality of life.

The news says the economy is booming, but my rent doubled and groceries cost twice as much - this boomcession sucks.

Boomcession by freakynit March 5, 2026

cooneral brocession 

A funeral procession with all black people.

Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

cooneral brocession by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021

Brocession 

A term used to describe the increased number of men laid off and becoming "house-husbands"

Dude, let's bro out on the xbox. We got so much free time now 'cause of the brocession.

Many working wives are tired of dealing with their husbands stranded at home because of the brocession.

Brocession by wutsgood May 19, 2010

boobsession

1. When girls have an obsession with obtaining the largest boobs possible, using surgery or not.

2. When guys are obessed with girl's boobs and won't date a girl unless she has greate boobs.

Definition 1

Girl 1: Janie totally has a boobsession.

Girl 2: I know! She's constantly trying all these breast growing lotions!

Definition 2

Guy 1: Look at Max, he has a huge boobsession!

Guy 2: He rejected Lindsay last night because she didn't have a full C cup!!

boobsession by sheabb January 20, 2014

brocession 

Any economic and financial complication experienced by a Bro.

guy "Bro, you wanna go out tonight?"
bro "Sorry bro, It's a brocession! "

brocession by Macex May 6, 2009