Boomcession

An economic situation where official indicators show a boom (GDP growth, stock market highs), but most people experience a recession through rising costs, insecurity, and declining quality of life.

The news says the economy is booming, but my rent doubled and groceries cost twice as much - this boomcession sucks.

Boomcession by freakynit March 5, 2026

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cooneral brocession

A funeral procession with all black people.

Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

cooneral brocession by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021

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Boomcession • brocession • boobsession • cooneral brocession

Brocession

A term used to describe the increased number of men laid off and becoming "house-husbands"

Dude, let's bro out on the xbox. We got so much free time now 'cause of the brocession.

Many working wives are tired of dealing with their husbands stranded at home because of the brocession.

Brocession by wutsgood May 19, 2010

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boobsession

1. When girls have an obsession with obtaining the largest boobs possible, using surgery or not.

2. When guys are obessed with girl's boobs and won't date a girl unless she has greate boobs.

Definition 1

Girl 1: Janie totally has a boobsession.

Girl 2: I know! She's constantly trying all these breast growing lotions!

Definition 2

Guy 1: Look at Max, he has a huge boobsession!

Guy 2: He rejected Lindsay last night because she didn't have a full C cup!!

boobsession by sheabb January 20, 2014

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brocession

Any economic and financial complication experienced by a Bro.

guy "Bro, you wanna go out tonight?"
bro "Sorry bro, It's a brocession! "

brocession by Macex May 6, 2009

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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