Boobledick 

( Verb Or Whatever the fuck this is supposed to be ) - Boobledick is when a wild Quandale Dingleberry starts going batshit Shinji fucking crazy and starts jerking off at monopoly cards to then commit mass genocide and commit mass terrorist bombings, many scientists think this is how they attract mates, they do a dance at the end.

You - MOM MY ARM GOT FUCKING CHOPPED OFF BY A PHSYCO, Boobledick AHHHHHHHHHHH THE FUCKING PAIN

Mom - My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in my Fiat
You really have to see it
Six feet two in a compact
No slack but luckily the seats go back
I've got a knack to relax, in my mind
Sipping some red, red wine
Shepherd's Bush
My compact push
Notting Hill Gate
My Fiat skates
With a crate of Cabernet
But not today
Because I gotta drive
I wanna stay alive
Not 'cause it's illicit
Do I have to get explicit?
As a matter of fact
I sip on the 'gnac
With Big and Reece
200 diamonds in their piece
I'm trying to get mine
So I can shine
Jiggle, jiggle
I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle
Jiggle, jiggle
I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle
My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in my Fiat
You really have to see it
Six feet two in a compact
No slack but luckily the seats go back
I've got a knack to relax, in my mind
Sipping some red, red wine
Think that went really well, don't you?
I enjoyed it, nice being in the booth
So unless you have anything else, that's a wrap
(Jiggle, jiggle)
(I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle)
(Jiggle, jiggle)
(I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle)

Boobledick by UhhFUCK June 22, 2022

boobdicking 

(1) Noun: boobdick: using two large boobs as a dick muffin, or a dick wrap. (2) Verb: using two large boobs for dick friction, moving the dick rapidly between the two boobs. Also known as titty fucking.

Putting your dick between two large boobs and moving rapidly up and down. "I was boobdicking that fat chick when her dad walked in."
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boobdicking by askhadba May 31, 2011

boobdick 

The shaft and head of a penis, with boobs in place of the balls.

I couldn't tell if I wanted the good D or a good pair of double D's, so I went for the boobdick instead.

boobdick by Communist bloc party June 29, 2020

Bubbledick

The very peculiar and unfortunate incident of one's willy becoming shrivelled, rather like a (small) walnut, following the consumption of excessive amounts of the drug mepherdrone, or similiar.

Rihanna: "Come here rude boy, boy can you get it up?"

Random guy: "Nah I've got bubbledick"

Bubbledick by pumpkincandle April 19, 2010

Bobbledick 

A little plastic kid with a long penis

I want a bobbledick

Bobbledick by ASSOO June 16, 2022

boobdick 

A penis that ejaculates milk.

or

A breast that lactates semen.

Hey Cindy, I just found out I am pregnant and my I have a boobdick, myboobs are leaking penis juice.

I am coming milk because I have a boobdick!

boobdick by Sticky Nikki June 1, 2009

bumbledicker 

MIKE PARKER

Did you see that dude give himself a black eye with his own beer mug? What a bumbledicker...

bumbledicker by Terrible Obscene Viking February 15, 2014