by Richard N Balls June 9, 2016
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A certainly painful condition caused by the violent bending or twisting of a mans penis. This usually occurs when the penis inadvertantly slips out of a womens vagina while she is on top thrusting downwards during intercourse.
by Steven A. Hammock January 7, 2005
Get the wobbledick mug.The very peculiar and unfortunate incident of one's willy becoming shrivelled, rather like a (small) walnut, following the consumption of excessive amounts of the drug mepherdrone, or similiar.
by pumpkincandle April 19, 2010
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( Verb Or Whatever the fuck this is supposed to be ) - Boobledick is when a wild Quandale Dingleberry starts going batshit Shinji fucking crazy and starts jerking off at monopoly cards to then commit mass genocide and commit mass terrorist bombings, many scientists think this is how they attract mates, they do a dance at the end.
You - MOM MY ARM GOT FUCKING CHOPPED OFF BY A PHSYCO, Boobledick AHHHHHHHHHHH THE FUCKING PAIN
Mom - My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in my Fiat
You really have to see it
Six feet two in a compact
No slack but luckily the seats go back
I've got a knack to relax, in my mind
Sipping some red, red wine
Shepherd's Bush
My compact push
Notting Hill Gate
My Fiat skates
With a crate of Cabernet
But not today
Because I gotta drive
I wanna stay alive
Not 'cause it's illicit
Do I have to get explicit?
As a matter of fact
I sip on the 'gnac
With Big and Reece
200 diamonds in their piece
I'm trying to get mine
So I can shine
Jiggle, jiggle
I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle
Jiggle, jiggle
I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle
My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in my Fiat
You really have to see it
Six feet two in a compact
No slack but luckily the seats go back
I've got a knack to relax, in my mind
Sipping some red, red wine
Think that went really well, don't you?
I enjoyed it, nice being in the booth
So unless you have anything else, that's a wrap
(Jiggle, jiggle)
(I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle)
(Jiggle, jiggle)
(I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle)
Mom - My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in my Fiat
You really have to see it
Six feet two in a compact
No slack but luckily the seats go back
I've got a knack to relax, in my mind
Sipping some red, red wine
Shepherd's Bush
My compact push
Notting Hill Gate
My Fiat skates
With a crate of Cabernet
But not today
Because I gotta drive
I wanna stay alive
Not 'cause it's illicit
Do I have to get explicit?
As a matter of fact
I sip on the 'gnac
With Big and Reece
200 diamonds in their piece
I'm trying to get mine
So I can shine
Jiggle, jiggle
I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle
Jiggle, jiggle
I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle
My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in my Fiat
You really have to see it
Six feet two in a compact
No slack but luckily the seats go back
I've got a knack to relax, in my mind
Sipping some red, red wine
Think that went really well, don't you?
I enjoyed it, nice being in the booth
So unless you have anything else, that's a wrap
(Jiggle, jiggle)
(I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle)
(Jiggle, jiggle)
(I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle)
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