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Cobbledick 

Game addicted, lazy teenager with crappy attempted man bun.
Geez Louise, you're such a cobbledick *facepalm*
Cobbledick by Richard N Balls June 9, 2016

wobbledick

A certainly painful condition caused by the violent bending or twisting of a mans penis. This usually occurs when the penis inadvertantly slips out of a womens vagina while she is on top thrusting downwards during intercourse.
I'm sorry babe but I can't have sex for a couple of days because you gave me wobbledick last night.
wobbledick by Steven A. Hammock January 7, 2005

Bubbledick

The very peculiar and unfortunate incident of one's willy becoming shrivelled, rather like a (small) walnut, following the consumption of excessive amounts of the drug mepherdrone, or similiar.
Rihanna: "Come here rude boy, boy can you get it up?"

Random guy: "Nah I've got bubbledick"
Bubbledick by pumpkincandle April 19, 2010

cobbledick 

cobbledick by John & Nick February 18, 2005

Boobledick 

( Verb Or Whatever the fuck this is supposed to be ) - Boobledick is when a wild Quandale Dingleberry starts going batshit Shinji fucking crazy and starts jerking off at monopoly cards to then commit mass genocide and commit mass terrorist bombings, many scientists think this is how they attract mates, they do a dance at the end.
You - MOM MY ARM GOT FUCKING CHOPPED OFF BY A PHSYCO, Boobledick AHHHHHHHHHHH THE FUCKING PAIN

Mom - My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in my Fiat
You really have to see it
Six feet two in a compact
No slack but luckily the seats go back
I've got a knack to relax, in my mind
Sipping some red, red wine
Shepherd's Bush
My compact push
Notting Hill Gate
My Fiat skates
With a crate of Cabernet
But not today
Because I gotta drive
I wanna stay alive
Not 'cause it's illicit
Do I have to get explicit?
As a matter of fact
I sip on the 'gnac
With Big and Reece
200 diamonds in their piece
I'm trying to get mine
So I can shine
Jiggle, jiggle
I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle
Jiggle, jiggle
I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle
My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in my Fiat
You really have to see it
Six feet two in a compact
No slack but luckily the seats go back
I've got a knack to relax, in my mind
Sipping some red, red wine
Think that went really well, don't you?
I enjoyed it, nice being in the booth
So unless you have anything else, that's a wrap
(Jiggle, jiggle)
(I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle)
(Jiggle, jiggle)
(I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle)
Boobledick by UhhFUCK June 22, 2022

bumbledicker 

Did you see that dude give himself a black eye with his own beer mug? What a bumbledicker...
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