When a woman's belly sticks out further than her boobies do.
There are 4 types of Boobie-doo Disease.
- Pregnitis: A fully acceptable and temporary form caused by being pregnant.
- Indentitis: Acceptable, but disappointing. This is the result of extreme lack of boobies, also know as being flat.
- Ponchitis: The ponch creates a belly that is much too flabby. Cures are possible through diet and exercise.
- Guntitis: More common in older females. The mystery that is the gunt, which is partly made up of belly, protrudes a distance greater than the boobies.

Hey man, why won't you go on a date with Sarah?
Dude, she's caught a bad case of Boobie-doo Disease.
Really?
Yeah man, serious case of Ponchitis!

Hey Trevor, I noticed your girl's showing early signs of Boobie-doo Disease, you gonna step in and say something?
No worries, bro. It's just a case of Pregnitis!
For real? Congrats buddy!

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Boobie-doo's

When her belly sticks out further than her boobie-doo

She suffers from boobie-doo's

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Doody Boobies

(Noun) A sloppy pair of tits. Usually when the tits hang low or when the tits are overly abundant. The tits are not up to satisfying standards.

Did you see that fatty boom batty and her doody boobies? She could probably tie them in a knot. She could feed a country with those doody boobies. I do not approve of her nasty doody boobies.

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Boobie Doobies

Really AWESOME Tits

Dude that chic has some nice looking jugs. Hell yeah bro them things right there are some boobie doobies.

Boobie Doobies by mrlowdo September 6, 2010

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Boobie Doobie

It is when you place a killer doobie betwixt a girl's boobs and smoke it while it's there.

J and B will be doing a boobie doobie with a midget.

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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