Boobert

1.An endearing nickname for a significant other, as an alternative to Boo but in a silly and goofy endearing way.

2.A boo with bert tendencies.

Whatcha doing there Boobert?

by basedbean September 17, 2019

Boobert

A nickname,for people who get lotsa girlfreinds but never gets laid,who are always dazing out and never quiet know whats going on,also smokes weed and loves to just hangout and have fun

person A:That Boobert is always having fun,does he even know whats going on

Person B:No but he doesnt care

by Robby Simi August 22, 2008

boebert

Verb

Giving a handjob in a public movie theater

Have you seen the way that chick boeberts? I can't believe she claims moral authority!

by DaDopestDope September 16, 2023

Lauren Boebert

Dillion Harper's doppleganger.

Lauren Boebert sure looks a lot like Dillion Harper. Sadly, Dillion Harper would be a better Congresswoman... she's more intelligent and is better at getting people BEHIND HER.

by Darkness Prime June 4, 2023

The Boebert

To receive a handjob at a public theater

Did you hear that Dustin got the Boebert at Aladdin last night?!

by Josh Runs Hawley September 16, 2023

Boebert

N: A handjob given in a theater full of families

I went to Beetlejuice last night; and my congresswoman gave me a Boebert.

by IdolOfMillions September 16, 2023

boebert

An over the pants handjob

"She wouldn't go all the way so I had to settle for a quick boebert"

by dnev8730 September 19, 2023