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BONNETT, noun

A Bonnett is an exceedingly machismo man who goes against all accepted truisms in that, despite his abhorrable personality and lacklustre appearance, he still believes, with the strongest of convictions, that he is the highest form of being and that he requires adulation from both male and female admirers alike.
Bonnetts characteristically have huge rhinological fixtures and a little man complex.
Bonnett by Matt Grendale July 29, 2008
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vw bonnett 

The mound between a female persons legs - the bit with the hair on it the mound
A dressed female has her jocks on and thefront of the undies covers the vw bonnett.
if you run your hand down the undies U fidn the hari
vw bonnett by Gailtail September 15, 2006

Bakery Bonnett

A 'Bakery Bonnett' is when you shove too many pastries inside of your spaghetti house so you can shawarma.
I think we should try out the Bakery Bonnett tonight.

All of that Bakery Bonnetting last night really gassed up my spaghetti house!
Bakery Bonnett by brad_lesh July 16, 2026

john mac bonnett 

john mac bonnett created the term "mung"
john mac bonnett by almond.moose August 22, 2021

Bennettism 

a phrase or expression that pierces through the silence in a lull in conversation, often bearing no relevance to anything prior in the conversation.

The Bennettism is a profound outpouring of a persons sub concious, without the filtering process applied by the brain to the speech before it is verbalised

The orginator of this term was Gordon Bennett in the late 19th century
A: Lovely weather we're having

B: Yes, quite

...

C : Imagine if we were all made of cheese?

A: ?

B: ?

C: I think i may have made a slight Bennettism there chaps
Bennettism by casuale November 17, 2011

blow blow bennett 

A gay kid that sucked a tumor head black boy behind a rock pile in 2nd grade.
Watch out blow blow Bennett is trying to blow you next behind the rockpile .

Bennett Foddy 

A man who has caused you a lot of loss or harm in any way possible.

'Oof, you just lost a lot of progress. That's a deep frustration, a real punch in the gut'
Bloody Bennett Foddy cost me my job
Bennett Foddy by FoddyFodders January 3, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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