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Bonnett

BONNETT, noun

A Bonnett is an exceedingly machismo man who goes against all accepted truisms in that, despite his abhorrable personality and lacklustre appearance, he still believes, with the strongest of convictions, that he is the highest form of being and that he requires adulation from both male and female admirers alike.
Bonnetts characteristically have huge rhinological fixtures and a little man complex.
by Matt Grendale July 29, 2008
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vw bonnett

The mound between a female persons legs - the bit with the hair on it the mound
A dressed female has her jocks on and thefront of the undies covers the vw bonnett.
if you run your hand down the undies U fidn the hari
by Gailtail September 15, 2006
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john mac bonnett

john mac bonnett created the term "mung"
by almond.moose August 22, 2021
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Bennettism

a phrase or expression that pierces through the silence in a lull in conversation, often bearing no relevance to anything prior in the conversation.

The Bennettism is a profound outpouring of a persons sub concious, without the filtering process applied by the brain to the speech before it is verbalised

The orginator of this term was Gordon Bennett in the late 19th century
A: Lovely weather we're having

B: Yes, quite

...

C : Imagine if we were all made of cheese?

A: ?

B: ?

C: I think i may have made a slight Bennettism there chaps
by casuale November 17, 2011
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blow blow bennett

A gay kid that sucked a tumor head black boy behind a rock pile in 2nd grade.
Watch out blow blow Bennett is trying to blow you next behind the rockpile .
by Isaiah Fossett April 5, 2017
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Bennett Foddy

A man who has caused you a lot of loss or harm in any way possible.

'Oof, you just lost a lot of progress. That's a deep frustration, a real punch in the gut'
Bloody Bennett Foddy cost me my job
by FoddyFodders January 3, 2018
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Beck Bennett

The guy from those amazing AT&T commercials. Should win a nobel prize just for being alive.
"who's Beck Bennett?"

"The Guy From those amazing AT&T commercials"
by Elbowdick April 9, 2013
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