Bonnett 

BONNETT, noun

A Bonnett is an exceedingly machismo man who goes against all accepted truisms in that, despite his abhorrable personality and lacklustre appearance, he still believes, with the strongest of convictions, that he is the highest form of being and that he requires adulation from both male and female admirers alike.

Bonnetts characteristically have huge rhinological fixtures and a little man complex.

Bonnett by Matt Grendale July 29, 2008

vw bonnett 

The mound between a female persons legs - the bit with the hair on it the mound

A dressed female has her jocks on and thefront of the undies covers the vw bonnett.
if you run your hand down the undies U fidn the hari

vw bonnett by Gailtail September 15, 2006

Bakery Bonnett

A 'Bakery Bonnett' is when you shove too many pastries inside of your spaghetti house so you can shawarma.

I think we should try out the Bakery Bonnett tonight.

All of that Bakery Bonnetting last night really gassed up my spaghetti house!

Bakery Bonnett by brad_lesh July 16, 2026

john mac bonnett 

the original mung creator

john mac bonnett created the term "mung"

john mac bonnett by almond.moose August 22, 2021

Bennettism 

a phrase or expression that pierces through the silence in a lull in conversation, often bearing no relevance to anything prior in the conversation.

The Bennettism is a profound outpouring of a persons sub concious, without the filtering process applied by the brain to the speech before it is verbalised

The orginator of this term was Gordon Bennett in the late 19th century

A: Lovely weather we're having

B: Yes, quite

...

C : Imagine if we were all made of cheese?

A: ?

B: ?

C: I think i may have made a slight Bennettism there chaps

Bennettism by casuale November 17, 2011

blow blow bennett 

A gay kid that sucked a tumor head black boy behind a rock pile in 2nd grade.

Watch out blow blow Bennett is trying to blow you next behind the rockpile .

blow blow bennett by Isaiah Fossett April 5, 2017

Bennett Foddy 

A man who has caused you a lot of loss or harm in any way possible.

'Oof, you just lost a lot of progress. That's a deep frustration, a real punch in the gut'

Bloody Bennett Foddy cost me my job

Bennett Foddy by FoddyFodders January 3, 2018