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(n.) someone, preferably of Asian descent, who sucks at football. usually short and in their teenage years. cannot catch, run, block, or anything of that matter. usually short and dumb (v.) to suck very bad at football. to throw mad interceptions and drop mostly all passes and fumbles alot.
(n.) Yo, let's go own them lil Bonhors at the park. (v.) you better not bonhor the ball. "Bonhor you suck in football"
Bonhor by Darren. K February 23, 2008
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(n.) someone, preferably of Asian descent, who sucks at football. usually short and in their teenage years. cannot catch, run, block, or anything of that matter. usually short and dumb (v.) to suck very bad at football. to throw mad interceptions and drop mostly all passes and fumbles alot.
(n.) Yo, let's go own them lil Bonhors at the park. (v.) you better not bonhor the ball. "Bonhor you suck in football"
Bonhor by Darren. K January 12, 2009
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