bongorrhea

When your buddy is sick but you still let him rip.

Jon: Jerry you're sick no rips today.
Jerry: Come on man, one rip?
Jon: ok but don't give me bongorrhea

by Julian is the worst May 12, 2017

blogorrhea

To write a blog entry just for the sake of posting an entry, not because you have done anything interesting today.

I couldn't really think of anthing good to blog about, so my last post was real blogorrhea.

by Dustin May 13, 2005

blogorrhea

A blog characterized by excessive commenting on irrelevant facts. We say that the blogger suffers from uncontrollable verbal discharge or blogorrhea.

This guy's blog is full of useless crap. It is like his brain just burst with projectile blogorrhea.

by Yoova September 14, 2006

bonnarrhea

The ankle deep mud that inevitably forms all around a small farm in Manchester, TN, in mid June every year, during the best ever recurring music festival, bonnaroo.

Woah Brah! Watch out for that giant pool of bonnarrhea, it's at least a foot deep. Let's go get a heady veggie falafel wrap.

by Dr. Soybot May 15, 2007

bangorrhea

1) Overusing exclamation points in a vain and failing attempt to make your writing sound more exciting. Trying to put more "bang" in your prose, but looking instead like you have exclamation point diarrhea.

2) Obsessively talking about sex, or "banging." An oral disorder usually found in those who aren't actually having sex.

"Checking in with a bad case of 'bangorrhea' -- the official 'grammedical' term for exclamation-point overdose -- is Kanye West. In a single blog post, West used 188 exclamation points. At least we think it was 188. We tried counting and the ordeal made our eyeballs twitch." --Martha Brockenbrough, MSN Encarta columnist


"Did they do sharies? Did you watch? I do that all the time. Did they do tasties after? I do that all the time. Then did they have sex? I do that all the time."

"You have got a serious case of bangorrhea."

by Dildorgasm March 4, 2009

blogorrhea

Writing a blog while highly intoxicated. Therefore, spilling your guts, all your secrets, and naming all the people you hate in the world.

Last night I had blogorrhea after I got home from the bar. When I woke up in the morning I realized it was too late, it had been read and could not be taken back.

by Cassandra H December 14, 2008

bonnarrhea

Fallout resulting from Bonnaroovian bacchanalia. Whether it's a mysterious rash or just a temporarily wrecked GI tract, below-the-belt souvenirs remind us that not everything that happens at Bonnaroo stays at Bonnaroo.

Ugh, I'm Spring Broken; I think I got Bonnarrhea. From what I hope was a girl.

When you're on five psychedelics
And your bowels just feel like hell, it's
Bonnarrhea! Bonnarrhea!

by shart attack December 17, 2012