A preferred pastime amongst members of the scat community. To perform a
Crispy Bojorquez, one must first take a dump into a deep fryer. Once the
deep-fried doody ball has cooled off, the person performing the Crispy Bojorquez inserts the poo back into his or her butt. They then proceed to expel the deep-fried fecal matter from their anus, into the receiver’s mouth. Upon completion, it is rumored that the twice evicted, deep-fried
turd is gross enough to
kill 8 leprechauns. Crispy Bojorquezes are especially disgusting after eating lamb.