Bongo's Bingo

A chaotic rave disguised as bingo where everyone gets drunk, screams 90s songs, and wins ridiculous prizes like giant unicorns.

'I'm still finding coco pops in my bra from Bongo's Bingo at the weekend'

Bongo's Bingo by 12307454532 December 9, 2025

Bingo's Lament 

Bingo's Lament is sung by Bingo Healer in the 'Butterflies' episode of the children's TV series 'Bluey':

Poor little bug on the wall, Jing Jing.

No one to love him at all, Jing Jing.

No one to tickle his toes, Jing Jing.

No one to blow his nose, Jing Jing.

Bingo's lament is the sadest song in the world.

Bingo's Lament by k2857 June 24, 2025

Bingo Bango's

A term used to describe the female chest.

Wowza, check out those bingo bango's!

Bingo Bango's by holmsey08 January 24, 2011

Bingo-Master’s Breakout!

Two swans in front of his eyes
Colored balls in front of his eyes
It's number one for his Kelly's eye
Treble-six right over his eye
A big shot's voice in his ears
Worlds of silence in his ears
All the numbers account for years
Checks the cards through eyes of tears
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
All he sees is the back of chairs
In the mirror, a lack of hairs
A lighted room, checks fill out
Here the players all shout

Bingo-Master’s Breakout!
A glass of lager in his hand
Silver microphone in his hand
Wasting time in numbers and rhymes
(One hand drug and faces bright)
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
Came the time he flipped his lid
Came the time he flipped his lid
Holiday in Spain fell through
Players put it down to
Bingo-Master's Breakout
A hall full of cards left unfilled
He ended his life with wine and pills
There's a grave somewhere only partly filled
A sign in graveyard on a hill reads
Bingo-Master's Breakout

Bingo-Master’s Breakout! by Death Menace February 28, 2023

Bingo-bango there's your mango 

When "bingo" just isn't enough ... A phrase to greet good news, a solution or resolution to a problem.

"Bingo-bango there's your mango; I told you it would work out.

Bingo-bango there's your mango by May Daily June 6, 2018

Bango's Law 

When rigging, the act of bypassing a certain step with the thought of " no one will use/ see this", only to have quite the opposite effect.

I ignored smoothing the weights on the mouth micro joints, seeing as they are barely used in animation. During dailies, Bango's law kicked me square in the dick when Anim Dept preceded to ONLY use the micro controls

Bango's Law by LordOfRigging April 5, 2022