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a hybird, highly evolutionized breed of the present bonobo monkey. Basically the rapists of the jungle.
Charlie: Why is that bonobo crying mom?
Mom: Because it's getting raped by a bonerbo, sweetheart. That's what happens when no more monkeys are jumpin on the bed, they all fell off and bumped their head and got raped, darling.
Bonerbo by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

bonerhound 

A craver of cock, a hunter of erect penises, a tracker of testicles, a boner aficionado if you will.
She is such a bonerhound she could find an erection a mile away.
bonerhound by MAT & AA August 4, 2008

BonerBag 

1.Another name for a condom
2.May be used as a name
1.I went to fuck my girlfriend when i said "wait i need a bonerbag..." she said.."what?"

2.
person1: hey you dick, move out of the way!
person 2: no you bonerbag, im staying!
BonerBag by Homedogdude January 13, 2009
An individual who idolises Afrikaner/Boer culture and praises apartheid South Africa despite not being South African and having limited understanding of the topic. Obsessions with Rhodesian military uniforms and FN FALs. Commonplace in right wing internet communities. Similar to slavboos and weeaboos
"Let's slot some floppies and have a lekker braai my bru!"
"what a fucking boerboo"
boerboo by Kalum Van Riebeeck January 12, 2018

Dean boerboom 

The Dean boerboom is the act of not brushing your teeth for some time. It is also an actual smell as well as an thing you can do.
- "Bro, brush your putu as teeth, I smelt your Dean Boerboom breath from across the street!"

- " Have you notice he always has stinky breath this guy?" - "Yeah he's a real Dean Boerboom, Putu as kiwi"
Dean boerboom by YoungViking November 15, 2019
Receiving an erection while watching Chicago White Sox All-Star Paul Konerko hit a home run.
"Konerko hits a drive, deep to center field. And it's a goner!!! Paulie's 30th home run of the season. And with that blast, you know all the fellas at U.S. Cellular Field can't hide their bonerkos any longer."
bonerko by Deucey Deucey Deucey October 4, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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