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a male human being who constantly gets erections and acts like a bonobo ape because of it
mary: 'what's up?'
derek: 'my boner'
bonerbo by maryan June 6, 2004
Words you can keep
a hybird, highly evolutionized breed of the present bonobo monkey. Basically the rapists of the jungle.
Charlie: Why is that bonobo crying mom?
Mom: Because it's getting raped by a bonerbo, sweetheart. That's what happens when no more monkeys are jumpin on the bed, they all fell off and bumped their head and got raped, darling.
Bonerbo by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

bonerhound 

A craver of cock, a hunter of erect penises, a tracker of testicles, a boner aficionado if you will.
She is such a bonerhound she could find an erection a mile away.
bonerhound by MAT & AA August 4, 2008

BonerBag 

1.Another name for a condom
2.May be used as a name
1.I went to fuck my girlfriend when i said "wait i need a bonerbag..." she said.."what?"

2.
person1: hey you dick, move out of the way!
person 2: no you bonerbag, im staying!
BonerBag by Homedogdude January 13, 2009
An individual who idolises Afrikaner/Boer culture and praises apartheid South Africa despite not being South African and having limited understanding of the topic. Obsessions with Rhodesian military uniforms and FN FALs. Commonplace in right wing internet communities. Similar to slavboos and weeaboos
"Let's slot some floppies and have a lekker braai my bru!"
"what a fucking boerboo"
boerboo by Kalum Van Riebeeck January 12, 2018

Dean boerboom 

The Dean boerboom is the act of not brushing your teeth for some time. It is also an actual smell as well as an thing you can do.
- "Bro, brush your putu as teeth, I smelt your Dean Boerboom breath from across the street!"

- " Have you notice he always has stinky breath this guy?" - "Yeah he's a real Dean Boerboom, Putu as kiwi"
Dean boerboom by YoungViking November 15, 2019
Receiving an erection while watching Chicago White Sox All-Star Paul Konerko hit a home run.
"Konerko hits a drive, deep to center field. And it's a goner!!! Paulie's 30th home run of the season. And with that blast, you know all the fellas at U.S. Cellular Field can't hide their bonerkos any longer."
bonerko by Deucey Deucey Deucey October 4, 2006
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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