BonerBag

1.Another name for a condom
2.May be used as a name

1.I went to fuck my girlfriend when i said "wait i need a bonerbag..." she said.."what?"

2.
person1: hey you dick, move out of the way!
person 2: no you bonerbag, im staying!

by Homedogdude January 13, 2009

bonerbag

The face of Representative John Boehner of Ohio, House minority leader. Due to an innate desire to use tanning booths over the years, John's skin has taken on an unusual color and leathery look. It almost looks like a leather bag of some sort, or, a bonerbag. He says his name is Boehner(bay ner), but I'm sure in school it was boner.

Look! There's John Boehner on TV. Man his face looks like a bonerbag!

by mystryman August 14, 2010

bonebagger

One who is attracted to or will have sex only with skinny girls.

"More cushion for the pushin' I ain't no fuckin' bonebagger."

by blandonocles September 11, 2003

bonerballsanus

When you get an erection and your ballsanus (Aka taint, aka choda) gets hard.

Dude I'm getting turned on... I got this mad urge to stroke my bonerballsanus

by TheMussel December 9, 2007

bonerballs

When the most annoying person you know has a problem or is kind of pissed off he doesn't just say "oh fuck!". He says "bonerballs!".

Patrick Shanahan: "Can you give me a ride home? I locked my keys in my car with the engine running"

Me: "Oh sorry, I have this thing to do"

Patrick Shanahan: "Bonerballs! I'm fucked!"

by chipfsandsfalfsa January 7, 2016

Bonerbaroner

A renaissance era male genital protective device, similar to today’s protective cup

I have seemed to of misplaced my bonerbaroner, no jousting tonight!

by Hmp99 April 20, 2018

bonebag

An eloquent term used to express one's rage, and/or exasperation. A combination of bonehead and douche bag

"Learn to drive, you bonebag!!

by marqwa May 10, 2011