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Boner clone 

A random dick either found online or sent by a stranger they appears strikingly similar to a penis that one knows well. A twin dick, or a “dong doppelgänger”.
One day my husband and I were looking at internet porn, and we stumbled across his boner clone. The competition was stiff, and as hard as it was we finally came to the conclusion that two was even better than one. It was a very happy ending.
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Clone Bone 

A term used in the popular television series archer to describe when krieger, and his clones pretend to bone each other at the same time.
Clone Bone by Clone bone. December 17, 2016

cloner boner 

The act of recreating the same boner from looking at the same pornagraphic sources
I only had a magazine so for a week I had to have a cloner boner
cloner boner by Philbeick17 September 22, 2013

Clone Bone 

Having sex with a woman who looks like your ex.
Tim: “Hey dude, I meet this girl that looks like Molly, and we boned.”
Bill:” So you had a clone bone.”
Clone Bone by Thick Rick 25 May 13, 2018

Clone Bone 

When having sexual intercourse with a young tramp from behind, next to a window. Then you tag your friend in to take your place. You leave the room and go to the window and wave at the tramp.
"So I was giving this chick a clone bone and she said no wonder it got better all of the sudden."
Clone Bone by Ryanbrett March 25, 2010

Bone Chones

Another name for boxers, briefs, underwear, underpants, chonies, undies, knickers, tightie whities, and skivvies.
Time to change my bone chones!
Bone Chones by imgarrett June 28, 2011

Bone the chones 

When a tranny walks around with a fat ass boner in their tranny chones
"I love going to Walmart and seeing all the trannies with the bone the chones"
Bone the chones by BlueSneaksCHS September 15, 2022
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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