Boner bro

When 2 males get closer and closer to each other by maybe looking at rule34 or porn together they become your boner bro because you got hard together

Me and my boner bro read this hot fanfic

by Gayaura September 15, 2021

Cool boner bro

A suitable way to articulate your lack of interest in a male after he forcibly thrusts his erection in the direction of your butthole whilst spooning with him; also an appropriate response to a photograph of a boner sent via text or E-mail.

An adaption of the infamous cool story bro

Chess: Yeah so I was totes spooning with Seth last night, and he kept pushing his boner into my ass. I was like cool boner bro.

Anke: Dude, I said that when Jack told me he was hard.

by LightningC0bra October 26, 2011

bro boner

When your cocked and loaded, condom on, about to bang your bros ex girl, your boner thinks more clearly then you and says no, and retreats like the British in any war ever.

Bro #1 walks out of room in the morning, " bro I almost banged (insert bro) ex last night, she is super dumb and hot,but I couldnt do it." Bro #2" bro boner dude."

by one who tames strange March 18, 2014

bro-boner

Of or relating to the mutual respect and affectionate regard between "bros" resulting in what is commonly referred to as a bro-boner

eg:

"Dude! That totally gave me a bro-boner."

by Thank Goodness for friendship! April 22, 2014

Bone Bro

Someone who is in a sexual activity with another person without being in a full relationship. It isn't romantic and can be both straight and gay. During the intercourse the word "BONE" is commonly used to show excitement.

"Hey do you know Sam?" "Yeah he's my bone bro". "Woah nice" "BONE"
"Matthew, will you be my bone bro?" "*baby gurgles and laughs*" "HEHEHEHEHE BONE BONE BONE"

by Kobajai June 11, 2020

boner broth

cum; semen; joy juice; spooge; jism. Alliterative slang

Oh, Cheryl, I just got a load of boner broth on the sheet....sorry about that.

by Perchpike January 10, 2012

boner brownies

Brownies with Viagra added into the mix. The eater of these sweet treats will get a stiff erection. Great for pranking your friends!

Dude 1: "Hey I heard you made your class boner brownies?"
Dude 2: "Haha yeah all the guys in my class popped mad bones!"
Dude 1: "What happened to the girls?"

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by Dswiz November 11, 2010