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Boner Smoke 

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Boner Smoke is a made by pants that extremely bunch and bulge in the crotch area beyond normal man bulge and when someone goes to grab the bulge it appears that you have made the boner disappear like a magic trick. Poof! Its gone? Boner Smoke!
She went to grab what she thought appeared as a large boner. Poof! She finds no boner just 2 balls and flaccid penis. POOF! Its gone! BONER SMOKE!
Boner Smoke by Dr.D-MagicJA69 April 23, 2011
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boner smoker

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Someone who is a total gaylord, sucks an extraordinary amount of penis, or in general did something super mega gay to deserve this title.

Includes all types of boners: hickory smoked, steamed, barbecued, grilled, mesquite, etc.
"God, Brady is such a boner smoker."

"Shawn was creeping again on another drunk girl? What a fucking boner smoker."
boner smoker by Mitch Comer March 24, 2008

bone smoke 

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A person that is a contemptible idiot, fool, dolt.
I can't believe that bone smoke tired to get a refund for his pizza after he ate it.

It takes a real bone smoke to try and order from the kiddie menu.
bone smoke by speedork August 18, 2006

Smoke A Bone

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To smoke a joint
Hey dude, you wanna go smoke a bone?
Smoke A Bone by The British David December 16, 2008

Smoke Some Bone 

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A colloquial term for fellatio, otherwise known as a blowjob, or sucking penis. The name is taken from the idea of likening a male genitalia to a cigar and "smoking it", or placing one's mouth on the head of the penis, but is otherwise exchangeable with blowjob in meaning. Smoke Some Bone typically has heavy gay connotation.
Looks like Carl should let out some Steam; time for him to Smoke Some Bone.

Dude, you really have no idea how far Jimmy is in the closet, do you? That "straight" man Smokes Bones daily!
Smoke Some Bone by IQuarent November 29, 2016

smoke 'n bone 

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The process of smoking with a girl so you can bang her. You provide the weed or just get high with her so she isn't thinking right and will then sleep with you.
John is going to do the old smoke 'n bone technique with his little Peruvian girl tonight.
smoke 'n bone by thegetawayplan9 January 7, 2010

Smoke a Bone

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I seen kylie Smoke a Bone at Eric's party last night
Smoke a Bone by WaltTheWeiner February 25, 2017
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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

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