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Boner Smash 

verb/interjection.

A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"

This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:

Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?

Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.

Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.

ex. "Hey, there's S-Petro. A boner? NICE!! I'll take care of that!"
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*
Boner Smash by Real Heady Krizlo September 27, 2005

Boner smasher 

An extremely unattractive woman whose appearance causes nausea and pain.
Yesterday that boner smasher came over and I threw up in the sink.

Dang, that girl has been smashing boners since 1985.
Boner smasher by JBeebs10 October 12, 2013

bonar smash 

A song made by Tobuscus in 2006 that he deleted (unknown why) it's on YouTube still because someone re uploaded it. He said in a vlog that it was a new song he was working on.
I'm so very strong
I'm a very strong man
My work out consists
Of crushing nails with my hand

I must have been conceived
By some kind of a boulder
Like a rock from Stone Henge
Leaned up on the shoulder

Of the rock next to it
And one thing lead to the next
So basically I'm the product
Of two rocks having sex

It's the only explanation
For my formidable pecks
I can crush a brick between them
All I gotta do is flex

I'm built like a robot
Out of rise of the machines
But why? I don't know
The secret lies in my genes

To help me concentrate
I crush a can on my face
And decide the time has come
For me to finally trace

The branches of my family tree
To its trunk in the past
And at last explain
This sweet, stone-chiselled ass

I surfed the net to find the
Most efficient family tracker
It racks up my relatives
Lumberjacks and linebackers

I go back generations
And hold my breath in suspense
When I see my origin
It all begins to make sense

I finally understand
These genes I'm carrying
Apparently I descended from Bonar
The Barbarian

"Bonar smash!"
He would allegedly say
Before he headbutted
Everything that got in his way

(NOT ENTIRE SONG)

Bone smasher

When you’re fucking a girl and she’s so flat it’s just bone.
I was fucking my girl and I pulled out and broke my dick on her flat ass. I guess I’m a bone smasher
Bone smasher by Aj2022 June 25, 2019

Bone Smashing 

Hitting your jaw with a blunt object, such as a hemmar or a rock to improve the bones in your face to create a stronger jawline. Bone Smashing is usually associated with Look Maxing
Mogger: Your jawline is shit you should try bonesmashing Bone Smashing
Mogger: Then it's over for you
Bone Smashing by Asekauppias January 15, 2024

bone smashing 

In the looksmaxxing community, you get a hammer or any hard object and smash the bone in your face to hopefully get the bone to heal in a more attractive way
Dude I’m so tired of having a big nose! I’m going to try bone smashing.
Word of the Day on February 13, 2026

Bone smashing 

Bone smashing is the act of breaking your jaw bone to make the bone more defined to “mog the competition”
“Sorry shawty I can’t tonight I’ll be too busy bone smashing till 5 AM”
Bone smashing by Cruz_taco March 5, 2024