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An absolutely hideous chick that can soften even the hardest of boners upon sight.
Person A: So how did your blind date go?

Person B: I was really excited going into it, but I came out traumatized, she was a total Boner Pwner.

Person A: Yikes...
by Max Headroom II October 09, 2010
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