Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "
Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a
little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your
belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about
43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to
tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the
female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
John: "lemme tell you, I just got
the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable
loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"
